Children's Play Place :marseywinner: in a newly built McDonald's in Tennessee

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When i was 8 i was bullied in a chick fil a play place by some 5 year old girls so hard i cried and my dad was disappointed in me. They were hitting me and i didnt hit back cause i would be in trouble and they said i was weaker then a girl :marseyfemboyretard: :marseyrain: after that my dad wouldn't let me play in the play place again. !zoomers

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Average house femboy member

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That's rough buddy.

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we're reaching bottom levels not thought possible

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Wow you really are a cute twink

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This shit going to go hard af with zoomer horror slop vidya developers

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>It's 1999 on a Sunday morning and my dad takes my brother and I to the Play Place twenty minutes away to jump in the ball pit so my mom can sleep in while we are gone.

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>Mom was fricking her co-worker while dad took us to McDonalds to score some crank

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This is so fricking depressing.

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This would take up the same space and be far better for the children

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The fat Mestizo children that occupy Mcdonald's never used the playgrounds anyways.

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I refuse to believe this.

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Kiddy Cuck Corner

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This reminds me of the slot machines they have in the back of gas stations

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This was the play place when I was a kid. And we had birthday parties in the caboose. :boomer:

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its on purpose. it has to be

they're like actively ruining everything in front of us but were all too busy inside looking at screens

screens where the opposite happens: they pump up the saturation and shorten the attention span


making the outside world ugly and grey and the metaverse more shiny and colorful than ever

eventually the real world won't be an option anymore.

by then no one will care becasue they're alreaty in the void by choice . a choice they thought they made

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What is the motivation?

Taking away the risk of child endangerment lawsuits? Anti-natalism? Bean counting? Anti-fatshaming?

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From what I read it's mostly lawsuits and cost but also McDonalds has been trying to move away from marketing to kids because of the optics (fat kids) to young adults for like a decade now.

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You don't know how good we had it until it was gone

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My kids fricking love the playground at fast food joints. Sometimes they barely even touch their slopburger because they don't wanna stop playing.

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frick me, that's bleak. :marseydepressed:

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"Why isn't the west having kids"

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This is fake right? RIGHT?!

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About as fake as the childhoods of current American :marseymagahat: children :marseychildclutch:

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I do not care about whether your intention was to be funny or not. If your "satire" is functionally indistinguishable from the thing you claim to be satirising, you suck shit at satire and should find a new hobby, nevermind what your political alleigances are or are not.

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