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Fat Redditors Unironically Use Chris Christie as an Example of Their Style

https://old.reddit.com/r/bigmenfashionadvice/comments/1jp3cxf/golf_outfits_shorts_above_or_below_the_gut/

								

								

Which looks better?

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The answer was it doesn't matter because the lack of shame in this thread is an emergency tier societal rot. There must be a cleansing.

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If you have a belly overhang and you haven't given birth in the last year, you should be given no protections under the law. Like if you are drunk driving and see some fatties so you mow them down and they all die on the pavement. When you come before the judge you just explain how they had overhanging bellies, the judge checks the coroners report to make sure they were fatties and not real people, and then he apologizes and demands you be set free. At that point the state should cover your car repairs since you just saved us all so much money on future medical expenses and the continual disgust and disappointment at having to see fatties

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>It's like trying to tie a string around the middle of a balloon — the belt's never gonna stay there.

/u/e_61 untie the string from the balloon, put it around your neck and do us all a favor


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@J this is the exact kind of fedpost shit that will get crosspostbot banned by uberjannies

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That's not fedposting, you r-slur.

!metashit, look at horsefuneral being a whiny cute twink again. Go back to reddit.

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He's been on the site longer than you though? :marseyconfused: !metashit

@Grue stand with israel

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Being here longer just proves he is an insufferable cute twink with no hope of changing.


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"Kill all fatties"

>not fedposting

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He's definitionally correct but i gave modding to jackie cuz i didnt want to deal with it if on reflection you don't like it just ping them and they'll review

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/u/e_61 untie the string from the balloon, put it around your neck and do us all a favor

You know I have to imagine that one of the reasons the U.S. has abandoned the gallows, unlike Japan or Singapore say, is that it's complicated to adjust the rope and drop length for ultrafats.

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I imagine properly built modern Americans just have their heads pop off as soon as the rope goes taunt. No way their necks support that much mass


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I'm told that's usually considered a bad thing, oddly enough.

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I mean, you show up to see a guy break his neck and twitch for a few minutes but instead it's like sea world and you are in the splash zone. It's a marketing problem if you ask me. The promoters are just failing to manage expectations.


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Yeah, that could be lethal, we wouldn't want that

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We abandoned it before dyneema ropes became available, which can take the weight of fatties without being too thick to tie into a noose, which is the issue with natural fiber ropes.

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I hate how fatties have co-opted the term "big". I'm a big man, but I ain't fat. :marseyraging:

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Hey, fattie! :marseywave:

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I partially disagree . I am a big man because I am muscular, not fat, and I have a big butt because it is fat and I work hard for it to get pounded.

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How the frick is Chris Christie still alive? How many millions of taxpayer dollars have been pumped into keeping that fat frick moving?

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I don't know but he is lying Manlet that claims he is 5'11 (like all manlets do)

Buddy saw him at Astros Mets game and got a picture with him. He is no taller than 5'8

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I think the fat compressed him over time

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Why does Chris Christie wear his pants like a woman?

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Where is his neck

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Fat Perez pisses me off so much

Not only because he is better at golf than me, mainly cause he is fat

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