how did they do this

How have burgers managed to cram so much power into such a small vehicle. Forget landing on the moon a compact vehicle to transport a burger behemoth while they stock up on genetics is their greatest technological accomplishment

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Positive feedback loop. There's simply a point where you are too fat and unhealthy to do a thing about it and you achieve terminal lardocity.

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That loop should hard break once it reaches point of not being able to walk

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being too fat to get more food should be a negative feedback loop

scooters are enabling

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those were supposed to be for handicapped people instead they're used almost exclusively by fatties

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ahem, you mean Thyroid-Americans

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It's a gravity drive. The heavier the fat, the better she runs!

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the mechanical beast runs on pure cooonsumption desire. :#marseycoomer:

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You interest me. Your obsession about “winning” a game no one is playing, to have arguments without having an opinion, your anger when called out in it, and your sock puppets- you’re a curiosity.

Go on. Tell your mum how you spent your day. Unless you’re ashamed of your actions

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