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we thought we would let @lizzo announce our next Artist Series pic.twitter.com/3UrgmUWC20
— Peloton (@onepeloton) July 14, 2022
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2022 or 1912 corporate america: ha ha american consumers, look! its the comically obese BIPOCette doing comical things like exercise despite being so clearly unsuited to it! buy our amusing product
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I mean it makes sense. Fat women are a larger demographic than fat men, fit women, or fit men. Get an actual morbidly obese woman with YAAAS QUEEEN energy to market your dumb frick product to people who literally just need to eat less for 6-12 months first.
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To be fair, if Lizzo actually pulls a Rebel Wilson and gets in shape that would be amazing advertising for Peloton.
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Or shit advertising because this is meant to appeal to lard asses will never be fit. They have plenty of people already appealing to the fit demographic.
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yaaas queen feel the burn (of your massive thighs and side pit flesh rubbing together and chafing raw)
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Dude I’m eating
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show me your deeply pocked recesses, flesh pinked by lack of air and over exposure to built up sweat and blocked pores
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Luckily I ate and did the dishes before reading this one.
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/h/fatpeoplehate
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Its over for me
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It never even began for food-cels
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the best consoomers are the ones who buy gym memberships and never show up but keep paying for it every month because they are totally gonna
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Thats actually calculated into how many memberships the max capacity per location is interestingly. Like they assume x% will literally never use their membership.
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literal whales
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are those bikes rated for that weight
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10s of googling says peloton weight limit is 305 lbs (sturdy af tbh) and lizzo maxed out at 310 but appears to have lost weight (cant you tell in the video?)
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