They should make a porky oink oink line with huge seats that all cost a minimum of $2000 apiece and if your BMI is above a certain threshold you have to fly POO. The FAA might levy some extra tire size regs, and the food and fuel costs are going to be outrageous, but the fats physically cannot deny themselves pleasure and they will pay.
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Right now I'm only interpersonally fatphobic but I aspire to be institutionally fatphobic.
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Fat people shouldn't be allowed on airplanes
They should make a porky oink oink line with huge seats that all cost a minimum of $2000 apiece and if your BMI is above a certain threshold you have to fly POO. The FAA might levy some extra tire size regs, and the food and fuel costs are going to be outrageous, but the fats physically cannot deny themselves pleasure and they will pay.
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At a certain weight I'm thinking a cage that you would put livestock in
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