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"I know I'm fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated?" he ranted. "Again: I'm way fat… But I'm not THERE just yet. But if I am, why wait til my bag is up, and I'm seated WITH ARM RESTS DOWN. In front of a packed plane with a bunch of folks who'd already I.d.ed me as 'Silent Bob.'"
The airline offered him a $100 voucher as an apology (which he refused) and put him on another flight, but he still wasn't pleased.
"Thank God I don't embarrass easily (bless you, JERSEY GIRL training). But I don't sulk off either: so everyday, some new fk-you Tweets for @SouthwestAir," he wrote. "You fked with the wrong sedentary processed-foods eater!"
Shortly after, he posted a photo of himself puffing out his cheeks and captioned it, "Look how fat I am on your plane! Quick! Throw me off!"
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Nowadays he looks like this tho (and for some reason does that expression in all his pics). I guess having a near fatal heart attack is enough motivation to lose weight
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Looks like geroge carlin
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He really has no reason to keep the fat-guy beard anymore.
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Nowadays it's a loose skin beard
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It's been years. Human skin must be more elastic than that, even north of forty.
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Oh no no no
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It's kinda depressing that even the fats who master their urges and lose weight still have to go around looking like Gary Oldman's Big-Hair Dracula.
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Honestly good for him though
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