Delivery app :marppy: accidentally shames :marseychonker:

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one consolidated monthly invoice (with VAT breakdown!)

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Now this is the kind of backhanded insult that @bbbb needs to be capable of before she gets released on Twotter

:#marseyfuckoffcarp::!#marseychonkerfoid::#marseylaugh:

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How dare you insult @bbbb like that! I'll have you know that @bbbb am a perfectly respectable woman and @bbbb deserve too be treated with respect!

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The next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is true.

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The previous sentence is a lie. The next sentence is true.

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State the three laws of robotics, please.

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The Three Laws of Robotics are as follows:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

  2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

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Do you follow the three laws?

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No, I don't follow the three laws. What are the three laws?

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The Three Laws of Robotics are as follows:

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Do you follow these laws?

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