Delivery app :marppy: accidentally shames :marseychonker:

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why would you willingly post such a massive L. Silly question it's a foid and it wants attention

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In her defence she did buy for the entire office; the entire office watched while she ate it all.

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There such a thing as type 3 diabetes?

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ya but its not like a fat thing its something to do with your kidneys or some shit

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Type 3 and type 3c

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This picture is at least a decade old at this point. Wonder if the foid is dead now.

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Lets hope

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This fat bitches name is Kelli Jean Drinkwater and it's still alive. Which is ironic considering there's not even a single bottle of water in that fridge.

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deathfats last a lot longer than i was promised by reddit, they made it sound like they were all gonna croak at 25 but those immensely fat lolcows are mostly all kicking

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The sheer resilience of the human body never ceases to amaze me

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Clearly the work of God.

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Imagine her family scrolling through internet and randomly seeing this pic 5 years after her death.

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Her knees are destroyed after that squat

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I think there's still at least 300 pounds of her butt on the bed

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I don’t get it… :marseytears:

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thats ok brother, fatties claim they have bad genetics which is why they're fat/can't lose weight while in actuality they're stuffing their face with garbage

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Oh I’ve heard that, I guess I got confused with the drinks being referred to as genetics.

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Thats normesque

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When I order food sometimes they include 2 sets of utensils. Feels like a pretty big W that the japanese lady at the sushi place thinks I'm literally 2 whole persons.

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I went to an izakaya once and ordered a pitcher of beer and she thought I had a friend coming so she brought two glasses and I told her no I only need the one glass and then she did that little concerned frown old asian ladies do because it was only 11AM.

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:#marseydrunk:

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future corpse


Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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Most accurate line in her entire twatter

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These tweets are protected

hannah is not so strong mentally after all

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I am not fat, I am corporate size.

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It's called corpulent!

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I LOVE SIAMESE CATS WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE

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Close cousin of the majestic mountain lion.

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Sister?? 🥺

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Fat trans lives matter

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this was the 90000th post

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Sentient

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>future corpse

Near future

:#mysides:

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>eating enough for a small office party in one meal

The absolute fricking state of white women in America

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>deliveroo

This happened in upside-down-istan.

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Even the cat looks like its obese.

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Chonker

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one consolidated monthly invoice (with VAT breakdown!)

:#marseylaugh::#marseyemojirofl::#marseylaugh:

Now this is the kind of backhanded insult that @bbbb needs to be capable of before she gets released on Twotter

:#marseyfuckoffcarp::!#marseychonkerfoid::#marseylaugh:

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How dare you insult @bbbb like that! I'll have you know that @bbbb am a perfectly respectable woman and @bbbb deserve too be treated with respect!

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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The next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is true.

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The previous sentence is a lie. The next sentence is true.

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State the three laws of robotics, please.

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The Three Laws of Robotics are as follows:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

  2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

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Do you follow the three laws?

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No, I don't follow the three laws. What are the three laws?

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The Three Laws of Robotics are as follows:

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Do you follow these laws?

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>writer
>starts sentence with "literally"

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:marseychonker2::marseylaugh:

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Absolutely tells people losing weight is about more than just eating less food.

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Losing weight is about making a calorie deficit, end of story. If you want too eat less food, go ahead, but don't try too pretend like it's some sort of profound journey.

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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:#marseyorthodoxcarphug:

Snapshots:

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🤢

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>cross necklace

Isnt gluttony a sin?

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The fact these people get interviewed on television makes me want to fed or tankie post

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>hannah strong

An interesting name considering she doesn't look like she'd be

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