Are you seriously fricking telling me that Gigachad doesn't exist

No, just no. I refuse to believe that Gigachad doesn't exist. He's real and some day, I will be like him. Sure, I'm getting older, no one gives a shit about soprano saxophone anymore and I haven't had a date since the pandemic started but not cooming gives my body more energy to turn into muscle. My hydroponic garden is growing tons of spinach, I sous vide a steak every day and am toeing the line on overtraining. I hate the antichrist and watch videos of Brazilian motorcycle muggers getting killed for motivation. That blocky face is my only goal, my only motivation in life (no homo). I will be Gigachad, the only other option is death.