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someone give me the odds this person has a bmi under 30
Can confirm. I recently sat next to a thin person and he manspread into my legroom the entire flight.
that's a lot of copium 
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I thought circuses normally travelled by road.
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I hate this Marsey, Family Guy eyes
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It’s a good Marsey!
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McCoxmaul was a weird one.
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Somehow all his marseys look like they have a really big double chin.
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This is his weirdest one:
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And the sigh is more like a gasp.
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Uhh, this guy is literally obese. I might be misreading the comment, but is this obese person complaining about other obese people?
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Yes. Fat people under 300lbs often don't think they're fat. That guy would not get drafted with that weight: Uncle Sam says he's fat.
https://usarmybasic.com/army-physical-fitness/army-height-weight-standards
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Fatties would be drafted first and sent to fat camp if there was any justice in this world.
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I think maybe we'd make worse soldiers because we obviously give into inhibitions and lack willpower. It's a case where you want to punish the incompetent but can't because you need a basic level of competency for the job. The military needs people with different flaws than those particular ones.
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Obvious solution is to send the fats in human wave attacks while establishing a beachhead, then use their corpses for cover while the actual military storms the mainland.
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This is why we're such good friends.
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Rdrama is a wonderful place
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Use them as meat shields.
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Downmarseyed
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Yeah I was gonna say unless he’s a word class athlete he’s a
anywhere except America
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If you don't think he's a world-class athlete, then why are you even talking about him? He's clearly not good enough for you to even bother with.
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I'm also 6'2", but unlike this whale, I weigh ~185 lbs. If I gained 60 lbs, I'd look like the Black Pillsbury Doughboy. And this fat frick has the audacity to insult other people for their weight?
Redditors have absolutely insane standards when it comes to what's "fat". You need to be morbidly obese for them to even consider calling you fat.
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6'2" 185 is unhealthy unless you're building muscle. Lose weight you fat frick
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lol neighbor you lyin'. Post lifts and 10k run time since you're clearly so much healthier than me (at 6'2", 185)
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6'3" 165
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Do you have literally zero muscle? Like it's no biggie -- I know the phenotype; my cousin is like 6'6-7 and weights about as much as you or less. That said, if you sneeze at a weight set that figure starts to increase quite a bit. That and running has maintained my weight pretty well even though the amount I eat is relatively modest. Point being: lift you fricker.
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I workout 6 days a week
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Bizarre. Idk then all I know is most of my ribs are visible and I fluctuate between 180-190
Whatever works for you, homie
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That's Americans, not redditors.
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6’2” 240 is definitely fat, but not invade other peoples personal space on a plane fat
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Could be a roid inhaler
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People there don't seem to understand if they made the seats larger you would have to pay more for a ticket and then the fat terrorists would win.
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It's like with panama & post-panama ships. If they make the seats larger fatties will just get fatter untill they no longer fit.
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think of the average person, and how dumb they are
now realise redditors are dumber than that
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Can't you lower the armrests down?
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The fat just seeps over and under the armrests, assimilating into the blob.
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You mean the lovehandlerests?
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Lots of people think they're solving the problem when they suggest that airline seats get bigger but time and time again airline customers prove that the #1 priority when buying plane tickets is low cost.
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100% I would say this to a fat person's face.
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Yeah, I mean what are they going to do, chase after you?
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hilarious they end their "YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON WHO HAS EVER LIVED IN HOPE UR PEEPEE DOESNT WORK" post with that.
bottom line (cause stone cold said so), if you are too fat for one seat you have to buy two.
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Thats a weird.....go-to insult. Seems like projection from the fatty in all honesty.
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Imagine this hambeast bouncing around the cabin at 500 mph
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MUH THYROID!
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Jesus Christ, imagine this foid sitting beside you for 3 hours. The smell, oh God
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She's still 200 fricking pounds. Fatties should be forced to fly in the cargo hold.
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Just force the fricking armrests down. What are they gonna do?
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Ooze over them
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This just goes to show how fricking weak the average redditor is. If you can stand up, you can leg press far more than 200lbs. The exercise is a meme in the fitness community for how easy it is to egolift your way to >1000 lbs on that machine.
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I knew a guy in high school who was mega fat, like spherical. Somehow he managed to get a slot in the weight training class (school was in a rich neighborhood and had a nice weight room, upperclassmen got priority when applying for the class) and the only exercise he did was "show off" on the leg press by straining himself and probably pooping his pants pressing 1000lbs.
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I exclusively egolift and have thrown out my back on the leg press machine multiple times because I just add plates until no more will fit on the top bars.
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true true
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No better flight than sitting next to a fit person that reads and has their earbuds in.
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Somehow I've been lucky to never be next to too big of a person. Nowadays i pay for a seat upgrade anyway. Last time I flew it was last-minute booking and every seat was a center seat. $300 in rewards points later, all window seats
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I thank Haschem every day for not making me a fatty. Right after thanking him for not making me a woman.
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They should
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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems
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These comments are seriously so awful and I doubt any of you would be ashamed, let alone say this to a fat persons face, but you won't and you should be. Fat people are in fact, people, and instead of tearing them down, consider the circumstances you and them find yourselves. Why are seats so small to begin with? Why do airlines oversell their seats? Literally go to therapy to understand why you hate fat people so much and hope to whatever God you pray to that you never find yourself on the opposite end of this post. I hope all your toast is soggy, your efforts go unnoticed and unappreciated and your peepees continuously go limp mid thrust. Yall are seriously some exceptionally hateful people.:
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Jesus frick, y’all in the comments don’t even think fat people are human beings. It is possible to be pissed off about your own shitty experience without dehumanizing people.:
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On the flip side, just because you’re thin doesn’t mean you are nice to sit next to on a flight. As a big dude, I am consciously holding my legs and arms tucked in and out of your way the whole time, willfully holding a still as possible out of courtesy. I can’t count the times I’ve been seated next to a thin person who can’t sit still for two hours…. Please just chill out and stop fidgeting with your bag/phone/snack, jabbing me with your pointy elbows every time.:
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