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Are you even a real girlboss if you don't humblebrag about not having time to shower after going to the gym.

https://x.com/LeilaHormozi/status/1598693507954196480

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Moids post their work L's:

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The scrote will try to shame you by talking about "happiness", reply by proving you're better than everyone:

I run a one-person business that does $2M a year in net income, giving me roughly the same access to things that make people happy, work less than 40% of this, and I don't need to work myself to death to do it. Here's a routine that won't kill you:


Why are you equating my working so much with such a negative connotation? I am healthier and happier than 99.99% of this world - so why is this “bad”?


You're not "working so much". You're spending half your day eating and in the gym and the rest is basically just checking that other people have actually done the hard work

Imagine not gaming the system like this:

This is literally just a regular 9-5, with filler like your workouts, gym and dinner to make it look more impressive. 2 hours of deep work (i.e. regular work) and the rest is meetings. Lol

The only thing worse than a girlboss brag is a medical student bragging:

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Important to note: she’s not the founder of Acquisition.com like her bio claims. Her husband is.

https://wwd.com/business-news/business-features/alex-hormozi-business-journey-1235367351/

She didn’t really do anything except marry him.

https://x.com/carpa_flori/status/1600153081529786369


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Most accomplished woman

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Investigative journ*lism isn't dead! :marseyjourno:

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:m#arseyeyeroll2:

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😭😭😭😭

She has made it on my TED list of girlbosses that need eradication.

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For me it's all white women that need eradication

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The portfolio is based on his investment thesis focusing on asset-light, high cash flow, sales-based service, and digital products businesses with a “character first” lens of investing.

Now im not a businesscel ( :#marseymini: ) but that sounds like typical "start-up" venture capital bullshit where the value of a company lies in the hype and grandiose claims about it. Like that medical company where the girlboss stands trial for currently.

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high cash flow

It's okay reading is hard

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high cash flow IN

intentionally neglecting to mention it only flows in one direction - red

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“High cash flow” just means “expensive shit” in sales.

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@nothanks did some research and the guy is basically broke, made a bunch of money running youtube ad scams and had to stop and now tries to charge $800/week for a three year contract to join the GYM LORDS

the GYM LORDS is a podcast with 78 likes


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Lmao

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and there you go

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Why I'm not surprised

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THAT THING IS JUST SCAM ON FACEBOOK IT HAS LESS LIKES THAN MY DOG PAGE THAT @_____ VERY RARELY UPDATE AND @_____ ONLY FOUND ONE REVIEW OF THAT SITE AND THAT’S FROM BOT Trans lives matters

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Why NEETmax when you can scammax? More money, same hygiene requirements.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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You can tell from her schedule that she likes to feel important and have 1:1 meetings with people every frickin day for "status updates" which is absolutely useless for everyone except for someone feeding their ego.


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The fact that my boss doesn't do unnecessary meetings is right near the top of the reason I have no plans to leave my current job.

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1:1 meeting with multiple people at the same time


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I will crown the king or queen that says "b-word, I'm doing the same thing I did yesterday. Why are we here?"


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I can assure you the overemployed people who work for her fricking hate this

she might have even run them all off by now

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Yep. Nobody wants to do this if they are truly busy. I won't schedule more than one meeting with clients in a day, because 99% of what they tell me can be in chat messages and aren't relevant at all to what I need to do. They get 15 mins if they want to talk to me too. That's it and they have to schedule afternoon meetings cuz I ain't waking up for their shit.


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:marseypikachu2:

Oh wow, a person who blocks off personal time to make them look more busy stretches the truth?

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9:00-10:00 deep cover market research, interface with clientele (I am naked in bed shitposting on rDrama)

(also she’s not really stretching the truth so much as she is completely lying, he started and built the company before he even knew she existed)


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Having Slack on my phone is amazing, I don't even have to get up and turn my computer on.


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Screw that, I don’t want Slack notifications popping up on my phone while I poop (me time)

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My phone lets me have separate apps for work. I can turn them off completely whenever I want.


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I am naked in bed shitposting on rDrama

:#marseysweating::#marseybiting:

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:#marseymanysuchcases:

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She didn’t really do anything except marry him.

I KNEEL to based grifting foids.

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what a queen

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for fricks sake lmao

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Lol

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:#marseymanysuchcases::#marseygoodnight:

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Rule of thumb: successful people have no incentive to share any "secrets" of their success or boast about it to strangers on the internet.

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That scourge is all over in my industry, and dumb no-hopers will contact these people and surprise pikachu face when they say "give me $2k and I'll help you."


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Actually, I don't even need the money. I'm only asking for $2k because it's a lot of money to poor people, and parting with it is simply proof of your commitment to my movement.

Now, I'm going to need that money VERY SOON, and I only accept crypto.

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:marseynotes: They sound ripe for the picking

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I dunk on them while drinking coffee in the morning. It's very motivating and mood boosting.


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too busy being successful and certanly not giving a frick about social media nonsense

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#facts

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Ze evolution of ze influencer. At first she was fitness trainer on Instagram but found out she ain’t sexy anymore to sell her feet picture so she decided to sell just pure bs. She is probably also closer to 40 than 30. Since her career started as feet sel… I mean fitness trainer on Instagram she must had lowered her age and decided to just continue the story of that persona. But her site is legit shit tier. Also look closer to her face https://x.com/LeilaHormozi/status/1599841120116125697?s=20&t=HdTAUKdnU6N7YofX_-z1Hg . Really out of trend hole, should had just made only fan account

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Yeah I know mayo skin ages like milk but there is no way this woman is 30

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She has couple of plastic surgery already trans lives matters

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:#marseyyikes: that voice :marseytransflag:

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The unmistakable voice of a foid with a t-cycle

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That overgrown androgen clit and excess body hair :marseybooba:

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lmao his site just went full screen after picking an option like it was a powerpoint presentation

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At least other women are prioritizing a real career over faking it online.

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Pyramid scheme

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Only fans? I mean not really, it's more of just a normal "we're gonna get u famous" scam

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  • don’t lying about their age because they know there will be always a braindead coomer with certain fetish
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The 18-20 market is oversaturated. Their only hope is to be honest about their age and hope they get subs from 30-somethings looking for their old high school crushes


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Imagine thinking working 24/7 without family, friends, self time is a win irrespective of how much money you make. Like dude you got one life and a limited number of time, If your maximum potential where you lose everything else is 1 billion go for 200 million instead. If it's 200 million go for 40 million instead. So on and so on.

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That doesn’t look that bad

Trans lives matter

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90% of calendar is pointless meetings.

Business foid confirmed.

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Whats tbe point of all that money when you cant even shower? Why not just sell the company and live out a confortable existance.

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This wonderful bait for people all over the spectrum

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I run a 200M portfolio of businesses

Lol just post your salary. This is like saying 'yeah I work at a 1 billion dollar company' when you are a janitor in a tesla store.

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This sounds like a grift, does she have an online program to sell?

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What the frick even is this hyper-narcissistic trend of "A DAY IN THE LIFE OF" "WHAT I DO IN A DAY" bullshit. B-word nobody cares.

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When they're associated with a big name company, it's a form of marketing/recruiting.

Useless female middle management jobs reproduce through social media.

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The quote tweets are great. She getting dunked on by every type of Twittertard.

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What was her gdp episode number?

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Lots of transphobia in these comments, do better :marseysmug2:

(If you listen to her voice she has to be, I’m convinced :marseyschizowall:)

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Tfw no smelly rich gym gf

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She doesn't work hard enough in the gym to sweat, that's why no shower.

45 minutes of walking on the elliptical followed by a few 2lb dumbbell rows and maybe a few squat bar presses

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I will never understand the people who buy into hustle culture so much. I work two jobs and go to school and I’m quitting one of my jobs because I don’t have the time to fricking do anything that isn’t sleep, eat, or study and I only eat once a day. Do people like feeling exhausted and bored all the time? Although it looks like she spends most of her time in meetings as opposed to anything that resembles work so maybe she’s not tired at all.

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She hasn’t bought in at all. Only 2 hours a day are actually devoted to work, the rest is socializing and relaxation.

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i assume lots of people who talk about how busy they are on the internet are just lying. they need to make their lives seem miserable to justify their hate for capitalism.

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Here's my daily routine:

  • Wake up :marseygoodnight:

  • Coffee :marseycoffee:

  • Browse rdrama :marseyloading:

  • Light breakfast :marseyinbread:

  • Hobbies :marseyjam:

  • Browse rdrama :marseyspinner:

  • Freshly cooked dinner :marseychef:

  • Gaming with SO :marseyandmarcus:

  • Brush teeth :marseydramautist:

  • Bath :marseybath:

  • Masturbate :marseycoomer2:

  • Sleep :marseyneet:

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>brush teeth in the evening but not in the morning

:marseystinky: or :marseyqueen:

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My dentist's prescription, along with a very abrasive foreign toothpaste :marseyshrug:

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has SO

masturbates

how ugly is he?

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I have very high libido

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Yeeee-IKES sweatie

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Either she doesn't actually get any exorcise or she smells disgusting at work

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Honestly probably the former. I bet she just walks on a treadmill lol

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"let me make a complicated chart, THEN go into detail across multiple Twitter comments about what the chart includes"


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I'm a girlboss and sometimes I sleep until noon, work out at 2pm, and play vidya until 3am. Her schedule is all 1;1 annoying shit that faux entrepreneurs like to do.


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Leila is a dudeboss, right? My :marseytrain:dar is not that off?

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Not even joking when I say that I eliminated that possibility because of all the meetings she has. Trains have too much anxiety to speak in voice or video with other people.

Although, I got contacted by my first train on LinkedIn the other day. I always check someone's background before adding them because I get so many darn sexy Indian dude recruiters and fake profiles tryina sell me something. Looked into her history and I'll be darned she's a marketing VP for a legit company. How tf did this happen idk but I accepted because this must be one of those legit trains of lore that I hear about and not the anime groomer of sorts.


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Give it a few years and there will be more trains in the c-suite than legacy foids.

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Win-win, c-suites get to show off their diversity without having to promote a bunch of biofoids :marseysick:

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Lots of them in my industry cry on reddit about their social anxiety and won't even get on a call with anyone because they have panic attacks.


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WTf, that isn’t even a deep female voice, that’s just straight up a nasally man’s voice. These :!marseytrain:s are getting more and more deceptive 😭😭

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The videotaped man face gave it away, too

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oh frick you might be right. That voice! lmao No way this is a female. The only time I've seen the manly face with that voice is if they are jacked on roids.


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I think it's more likely that she ran cycles of an androgen at some. It's pretty common among female gym influencers that don't realize how many masculine side effects they'll have.

She inadvertently transed herself into an afab trans mtf.

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Thank you! I thought I was going crazy and the only one seeing the troid alert

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Real girl bosses don't keep a schedule. They do whatever they want whenever they want because they're rich as frick.

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You're darn straight. Bragging that you sit in meetings all day isn't a brag. I became a girlboss so I could wake up whenever I wanted to without an alarm, work with only people I wanted to, and not have stupid frickin useless meetings with people whose chair is more valuable than the spreadsheets they make every day.


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what does this mean.

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She faked her pregnancy. Used surrogate and fake belly for publicity.

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:#parrotkazakhstan:

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That is some hot goss, wow.

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bahahahahahaha I didn't see this. I hate this broad too.


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Is that Hilaria?

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It's Megan Markel.


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Oh yeah

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yeah, it's that other dumb b-word, not the one you're thinking of

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Weird that it got memoryholed so hard. Tbf a lot of those rich bitches probs use surrogates but it's worse cause it's her lol.

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Divine Rightcels in shambles.

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Imagine having this smug jewess as your boss and seeing her bragposting about her dumbass schedule like she is some savant. Consequences of the federal reserve dumping money into the economy during the last few years. This foid and others like her will crash and burn.

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Ponder the aroma

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her post work out armpit sweat, i MUST have it!

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:#marseypenis::#marseydead:

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:#marseyaware:

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Women tend to really try to forget the whole money doesnt buy happiness thing

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It does though, real shit.

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They aren't happy with or without it so might as well be hysterical and annoying in a nice house

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