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I never cheap out with walk or coffee dates or any of that bill splitting nonsense. That way they owe me s*x.

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The point isn't to save money, it's to get out of the date sooner if you got catfished and it turns out she's less attractive than in her pictures. Like if you already sat down to dinner, then you're stuck with her for an hour and half. But if it's a coffee date, you're only committed to 20-30 minutes tops, which makes it easier to bail if you already know from the start that you'd rather not stick your peepee in her.

And yeah, I know some of you guys are going to tell me "Well if your date turns out to be an uggo, why even bother spending any time with her? Why not just scream hysterically at her in front of the whole restaurant, loudly accuse her of lying about her looks, throw your plate against the wall, then run out crying, tears streaming down your cheeks?"

And you'd be right! I totally agree that if you absolutely don't care about your reputation, and you're OK with someday running into her at a public event and having her shit-talk you to all her friends, that would be a great way to save half an hour and the angst of writing an email to her like "Hey it was nice meeting you but I felt like there wasn't a romantic connection." What a lifehack!

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The point isn't to save money, it's to get out of the date sooner if you got catfished and it turns out she's less attractive than in her pictures.

Absolute the entire point. If she's ugly or boring or I just don't like her, money on the table and then I'm out of her presence. I will pay ugly people to go away.

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I normally don't believe in being mean to uggos because except for fatties, looks aren't something they can control, but posting misleading pics online is definitely something they can control, so

:#marseykneel:

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The point isn't to save money, it's to get out of the date sooner if you got catfished and it turns out she's less attractive than in her pictures. Like if you already sat down to dinner, then you're stuck with her for an hour and half. But if it's a coffee date, you're only committed to 20-30 minutes tops.

Lol imagine being so desperate for s*x that you can't enjoy dinner with another human being :marseyobamacope:

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I'm sorry, but have you met other human beings? Many of them are ridiculously boring. The "gift of their time" isn't really something to cherish. Please stop reading inspirational Instagram posts: that nonsense will mess your head up. Besides, if somebody's dishonest about their looks, they'll be dishonest about other things too, so you shouldn't waste time emotionally bonding with them.

Anyway, if you're on a coffee date and she's an interesting person, it's easy to suggest another activity in the area so that you can both extend the date. It's a lot harder to cut the date short without seeming like an butthole.

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>Many of them are ridiculously boring

And it sucks. If everyone was interesting, life :marseypeterson: would be so much more interesting.

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Facts

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Life is a lot easier when you try to be a nice person. And you sound like a cheap imitation of @CrackerBarrellShill

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Life is a lot easier when you try to be a nice person.

Are you kidding me? It's absolutely not. When you're too nice, selfish narcissists walk all over you. To succeed in life, you need enough hate in your heart to hurt anybody who tries to exploit you.

You sound like you suffer from toxic positivity. Take a break from normie social media; not all the motivational crap you hear on TikTok is true

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