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Inshallah the novelty of :marseydarkfoidretard: will never wear off.

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Love to destroy my root chakra because I long for death... New snappy quote?

Edit - the bussy is the root chakra???

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Actually the prostate is

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femboys will bring about the end times

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:based:

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:#marseyagreefast:

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>Let's go on a walk date

:marseychonkerfoid: + :marseyrage:

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Sausage Like fingers made this bingo sheet.

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M'ladies

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:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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Not a single moid in here is honest about their porn addiction (which they all have, as statistically 99.8% of moids do, the science is settled) or their PIED (which ~50% of specifically rdrama moids have, they just don't know it because they never had s*x with another human being).

So you can cross out Gaslamping.

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PIED?

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Peepee doesn't work during actual s*x because you beat off to porn so much

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Peepee doesn't work because you trained your brain to be attracted to 2D > 3D (the superior option, btw) :marseyneckbeard::marseycatgirl:

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>as statistically 99.8% of moids :marseyfeminist: do,

Really? I know :marseyhesright: it's high :marseycocaine: but I've always assumed that it's about 92.9%. 5% of men who are attractive enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: to be able to have constant s*x and thus never :marseyitsover: develop porn :marseycoomer: addictions in the first :marseywinner: place, 1% of men genuine asexuals, 1% of men are religious/disciplined enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: to not have one, and 0.1% men are in loving :marseyxoxo: monogamous relationships with healthy :marseygrapes: s*x lives.

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Can't find it rn, but the study was recently linked here on rdrama.

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What :marseywtf2: was the age range? Gen X and older shouldn't be that high, I've always associated porn :marseycarpfans: addictions with early internet :marseysaladfingers: exposure.

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Dude, I used to rip the pages out the lingerie section of the Sears catalog back in the 80s, and store them under my mattress. I didn't even know what s*x was yet, but I knew what I liked. (I do remember how proud my dad was when my parents found them.)

In any case, scrotes have been porndogs since forever. Google "Venus figurines"

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>I used to rip the pages out the lingerie section of the Sears catalog and store them under :marseyhandsup: my mattress, back :marseynulloverback: in the 80s. I remember how proud :marseysinga: my dad was when :marseyancap: my parents found :marseymissing2: them.

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>Venus figurines

I know. Perhaps what's even worse than moid :marseymalding: coomerdom being around forever :marseymoidmoment: is architects being around forever.

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iirc "young men", so not all-encompassing outside of rdrama

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I honestly don’t understand porn addictions. Like why don’t you just have s*x instead lol (I used to have a s*x addiction)

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I always assumed it stemmed from inceldom.

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This isn't even that funny because I imagine most average to decent men are only gonna get 2-5 of these, and half of these are just Ls for women. Not because they have "low standards" but because they are dumb.

Needs more work, bad bait.

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I tune out everyone complaining about division of chores. Like, don't do it? I have trained everyone in my vicinity to know better than to ask me to cook, clean more than what I've used or drive outside of my designated hours. If I don't like it, I will simply "forget". I will say though, the most whipped spouse I know is my uncle.

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Seriously. I was hoping I would get all of them marked so it would be funny but I would have to be some deep JordanPeterson reading basement dwelling subhuman to even reach 50% of these.

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Unless the mods of /h/fds do a little :marseytroll: and basically say "yeah we knew this was bad bait but actually it was to weed out even the mid moids from true hv moids" and exile all of us (I pray it's the latter inshallah) 🙏

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I'm a negative :marseynegative: value moid, I don't think :marseymischevious: I've dated anyone with them coming out better :marseysaulgoodman: from it.

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Women when they have to spend time with their partner and not just get free food from a fancy place :marseyraging:

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PIED?

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Porn induced erectile dysfunction

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My peepee works fine. It's you ladies that is disfunctioning

:marseychonkerfoidpuke: :!marseyyikes:

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Fr fr

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Oh shit I didn't know we had an acronym for that these days. Where does all the new radfem lingo come from, ovarit?

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that's not even a radfem term lmao

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pied on what?

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Pied on what?

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I like coffee dates :marseycomfy:

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What do lesbians do on dates? Crochet and talk about the economy?

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Lmao I did have a date show me her crochet turtle once.

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Crocheting is such a wild card with women. They either make gore memorabilia or kinda mid hats lmfaoooo

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Factcheck: Yes.

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My ex actually made pretty nice beanies :marseypussyhat: also made a crochet apple that has a cute lil buttcrack :marseybutt:

Crocheting is definitely a red flag for me now though, no way a girl crochets and isn't also an insufferable lefty that only cares about :marseyairquotes: social issues :marseyairquotes:

and this is coming from a cute lil r-slurred commie twink, like Jesus frick is it so hard to have literally any opinion on economics/geopolitics whatsoever? Too much to ask from crotchet-pilled foids :marseywomanmoment:

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I feel obligated to defend my gf (male) who crochets and sews and all that and is not an insufferable lefty who only cares abt social issues, not a rightoid either just doesnt care as much and lives her life

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Same w/ my sister. I think crochet is just a common female hobby so lots of crazy women have it in addition to the normie women.

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Good for you King :marseyking: I'm not saying it's literally 100%, just from my anecdotal experience, there's a lot of those lefty crochet b-words. And let's not bring sewing into this, that is the most based :marseybased: hobby you can get into, literally can just go buy crappy clothes and customize them to fit you, crap is fricking fetch :marseythumbsup: Way more doods need to get sewing-pilled (though I guess just not wearing exclusively t-shirts, hoodies, and sweatpants would be a good start for about 75% of us)

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they specifically banned pro-trump patterns or speech on ravelry (the main site for crochet/kntting patterns) but politics they agree with are allowed lmao

i know this will never happen but i dream of a site where foid hobbies exist where good stuff doesn't get ignored in favour of low quality work that appeals to politics. most top posts in any female dominated hobby are like, crocheted uteruses to complain about not being able to get 3rd trimester abortions, straight outta congress RBG-tier shirts, cross stitched reminders that trump bad :marseyeyeroll:

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Wedding planning

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That's day two. Day one is move in day.

Day three is when they choose whether to adopt a brown kid or get a sperm donor but live with the fact there's only one real mom

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Yeah, what's wrong with coffee dates?

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i got blackout

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trans lives matter

i aint gonna make a good moid 😞 https://i.rdrama.net/images/16826230825903602.webp

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why don't femoids like walk dates or coffee dates

what even do you do on a first date if not that

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literally anything else? wtf is this go bowling or something, or if shes a thot go and get plastered with her and frick on the first date

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wtf is this go bowling

what year is this

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Bowling is a fun and engaging activity that is perfect for a first date with a non ho. :marseyindignant#:

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if shes a thot go and get plastered with her and frick on the first date

my dream woman how do i find this

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bc it's cheap butt kitty butt behavior imo but @PennyKong don't mind walking bc @PennyKong like too walk n look at stuff but sitting down for a coffee in sum idefk cac place all like shit coffee for $6 n sticky tables like nah boy match @PennyKong's energy n let's do smth else

trans lives matter

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I'm an ableist so I always incorporated a brisk walk of about a mile into my first dates to make sure I wasn't going to date an inferior specimen. If she can't walk a mile without suffering, she is not fit to receive the peepee.

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They have fancy cafés with live piano/jazz players

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>fancy

BIPOC imma wagie

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>unironically being poor

I can forgive your estrogen affliction, but now you've gone too far

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:marseysulk: w/o wagies ur house don't get cleaned ur garbage don't get picked up ur grammy in care don't get bathed

keep yourself safe

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I'm jk. I used to be a wagie too.

Arent you a university student or something?

You'll get your money up soon

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Whether they enjoy the date or not depends entirely on (1) how out of their league their date is, (2) how large their peepee is, and (3) how much money they have. It has nothing to do with the date activity.

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Coffee dates are fine!

:#marseyindignant:

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Coffee dates are perfect for weeding out the alcoholics.

Just sayin'

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And the gold diggers. If she can't stand a picnic, coffee or a long walk she a hoe

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Hooray literally none of these apply to me I’m a hvm

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literally none of these apply to me

ngmi

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does your wife let your balls out of her purse?

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Do you let my balls out of your mouth b-word

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Row 4 is just a dude not a scrote tbh

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All dudes are scrotes tbh

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I almost had bingo if I wasn’t so vanilla :marseyrain:

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Dangit so close

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I always assumed coffee dates were something foids came up with, I'm not a fan of them.

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Honest tto God, I've never had coffee on a coffee date cuz they always wanted to get coffee at like 6pm it's like bih I have to be asleep at 830pm at the latest wtf Lmaoooo. I always just get a pastry lol

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Just get a tea.

If 6PM is too late for coffee its too late for carb dense foods fatty.

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They came up with them as an easy out as an alternative to a meal where you cant leave as smoothly

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!biofoids dm me

Wait i just noticed the Pinocchio emojie on "oh i forgot" im not lying im just a dumbass

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age gap

:marseyeyeroll: :marseytroublemaker:

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age gap

hi grandpa

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Hi granddaughter. How's school going?

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This but unironically

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:marseyneet: :marseywomanmoment: :marseycoomer: :marseyantiwork: :marseycarpwhip:

BINGO

what's my prize

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8 out of 20. Scrotebros I'm sorry.

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Rate your scrote :marseynails::marseylove::marseygeisha:

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>unemployed

>marriage is just :marseyblops2chadcel2: a piece of paper

>I need someone who can fulfill my kinks

>PIED

If he's not a good :marseyhank: life :marseytlop: partner or a good :marseyfeelsgood: s*x partner, why are you even with him?

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Krazy s*x and money from unknown sources :marseyshrug:

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No man has ever been sincere in saying that women are better at cleaning. I've yet to see a foid who does dishes that doesn't leave them grimy, oily, or rinses improperly so the dishes are still soapy. FFS just scrub and rinse it's not hard.

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Do fds femoids really? Lol

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No bingo :marseysadge:

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:marseycheerup#: you're pretty :marseyglam: close, just :marseyjohnson: start browsing /h/butt excessively.

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I never cheap out with walk or coffee dates or any of that bill splitting nonsense. That way they owe me s*x.

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The point isn't to save money, it's to get out of the date sooner if you got catfished and it turns out she's less attractive than in her pictures. Like if you already sat down to dinner, then you're stuck with her for an hour and half. But if it's a coffee date, you're only committed to 20-30 minutes tops, which makes it easier to bail if you already know from the start that you'd rather not stick your peepee in her.

And yeah, I know some of you guys are going to tell me "Well if your date turns out to be an uggo, why even bother spending any time with her? Why not just scream hysterically at her in front of the whole restaurant, loudly accuse her of lying about her looks, throw your plate against the wall, then run out crying, tears streaming down your cheeks?"

And you'd be right! I totally agree that if you absolutely don't care about your reputation, and you're OK with someday running into her at a public event and having her shit-talk you to all her friends, that would be a great way to save half an hour and the angst of writing an email to her like "Hey it was nice meeting you but I felt like there wasn't a romantic connection." What a lifehack!

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The point isn't to save money, it's to get out of the date sooner if you got catfished and it turns out she's less attractive than in her pictures. Like if you already sat down to dinner, then you're stuck with her for an hour and half. But if it's a coffee date, you're only committed to 20-30 minutes tops.

Lol imagine being so desperate for s*x that you can't enjoy dinner with another human being :marseyobamacope:

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I'm sorry, but have you met other human beings? Many of them are ridiculously boring. The "gift of their time" isn't really something to cherish. Please stop reading inspirational Instagram posts: that nonsense will mess your head up. Besides, if somebody's dishonest about their looks, they'll be dishonest about other things too, so you shouldn't waste time emotionally bonding with them.

Anyway, if you're on a coffee date and she's an interesting person, it's easy to suggest another activity in the area so that you can both extend the date. It's a lot harder to cut the date short without seeming like an butthole.

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>Many of them are ridiculously boring

And it sucks. If everyone was interesting, life :marseypeterson: would be so much more interesting.

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Facts

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Life is a lot easier when you try to be a nice person. And you sound like a cheap imitation of @CrackerBarrellShill

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Life is a lot easier when you try to be a nice person.

Are you kidding me? It's absolutely not. When you're too nice, selfish narcissists walk all over you. To succeed in life, you need enough hate in your heart to hurt anybody who tries to exploit you.

You sound like you suffer from toxic positivity. Take a break from normie social media; not all the motivational crap you hear on TikTok is true

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The point isn't to save money, it's to get out of the date sooner if you got catfished and it turns out she's less attractive than in her pictures.

Absolute the entire point. If she's ugly or boring or I just don't like her, money on the table and then I'm out of her presence. I will pay ugly people to go away.

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I normally don't believe in being mean to uggos because except for fatties, looks aren't something they can control, but posting misleading pics online is definitely something they can control, so

:#marseykneel:

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Im

-“Oh, I forgot”

-“I hate using condoms”

-“I was going to do it later”

-“I have a dark sense of humor”

-“Lets go on a walk date” (not my first choice but when im too swamped to do much of anything and am stressed af just some baseline quality time goes a long way)

No bingo scored so I guess im not an NVM afterall!

EDIT: I overlooked “I want a girl whose low maintanence”, which is also true for me.

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Who actually does walk dates? If you're not creampieing my bussy within 10 seconds of meeting me, you're a LVM :marseypuke:

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who the frick likes using condoms

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People in non monogamous relationship

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I'm going for a blackout but I just don't like anime that much :marseygiveup:

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Well, m'maidens? Any takers?

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I am also CHASTE and CELIBATE and have never whored around - proving my loyalty

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Lmao these are all things that loser foids accept on multiple occasions because they're so low value.

Some foid on here described how moids these days needing their gf to wipe their butt before going out. This should be lifefuel for you inkwell morons out there: hoes be dating poopoo pants neighbors and wiping they butt angrily.

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Here's my score as a biofoid

What is pied

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I was so close :marseynoyouzoom: :marseycrying:

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