https://x.com/amuse/status/1651730952874348545
Austin's hardcore Democrat masturbator, Antonio Rios chased a woman for seven miles while masturbating. During the chase, the woman shattered her leg and will have to have her knee replaced. A Soros-backed DA let him off with probation. Rios is now free awaiting trial for another… pic.twitter.com/fpFNePfwdP
— @amuse (@amuse) April 27, 2023
We need a scrote patrol
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lmbo how fast was this guy running with his peepee in hand? Does this lady have bones made of glass? So many questions
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im suspecting drugs may have been involved here somewhere between the guy, woman, and tweeter
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Nothing like some blood doping and Viagra before a nice night run
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u stole my vid and my upmarseys neighbor
i aint letting this one slide neighbor ur fricking dead meat
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Pure coomer energy made this possible
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Stop running, babe!
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How did you come up with this OBNOXIOUS marquee trick
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I either stole it or accidentally got this trying to do something else. Either way, it was not something purposefully made
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So obnoxious
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you don't have to be running fast to fall and break a leg
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king
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To be fair to the lady, in a 7 mile run any fall is likely to happen to non runners and one bad fall can easily cause a broken leg
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Was she running in the middle of a desert? How do you not find another person or a place to escape in seven fricking miles?
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she was listening to the Benny Hill theme
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bro I don't even jerk in the shower cuz I don't like standing up while I do it, let alone running
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bro you haven't lived until you've completed a sprint n' spray
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finna lace up and play run'n'gun
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A drive-by cooming.
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/U/lsu_coonass is a few years younger than me I think but he might remember the nig that jacked it In the Miller lot
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lmao there was more than one, i shouldn't laugh because one of my sisters friends was r*ped near there.
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live demonstration, please?
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nut and strut
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Same and I love standing in the shower, great for endurance tho.
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Curling on the bottom of the shower and just drifting off for a couple of minutes though...
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Visualized
https://old.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/qfndtt/this_dude_chasing_a_car/
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Lol darn that was a good video lol, dude looked like a demon. Must be fake tho right how could he keep up with the car
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Yeah this is a certified SCP hood classic, original video here, uploaded by some rapper in the DC-Maryland-Virginia area:
AT 1:46 THE NEIGHBOR WANTS TO SCREAM "WORLDSTAR" BUT HE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
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That was some straight up horror game shit
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A fit bipoc on drugs is the closest mankind has to super humans.
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S*x pests disgust me but at the same time only a true sigma would pull off a feat like this.
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7 miles running and masturbating
Unironically impresive
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Blood pressure must be insane
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Seventy push ups
Seventy sit ups
Seventy squats
And seven miles running and masturbating
Every single day!
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George Swowos would nyewer have appwuvd of this. He's a gweat man whwo's woke two the scwote mwenyace
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What did he do wrong, exactly? He has a speech right to chase women on the street so long as he doesn't assault them. At worst he committed public indecency, so of course all he got was probation. People ITT should familiarize themselves with the law - you can't incarcerate someone just because you don't like them!
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attempted sexual assault.
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If you want to allege that, you need to prove it in a court of law. Obviously the prosecution couldn't do so.
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They could if they DA wanted to. Texas defines an attempt as "an act amounting to more than mere preparation" with "specific intent".
Chasing someone with your peepee exposed clearly goes shows you had intend to r*pe them. To bad DA just want's to prosecute people for using the wrong pronouns.
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It shows nothing of the sort. Frankly, I think a lot of people in this thread are missing out on the finer things in life. A bit of gentle public exposure and woman chasing hardly amounts to "attempted r*pe".
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He jerked off in front of a child
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what does him being a democrat have to do with anything
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The narrative
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so he's not like a politician or anything? he's just...some dude who happened to vote democrat once?
i fricking hate the internet
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those are the worst dudes
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maybe, but framing him as a democrat for this is ridiculous.
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i was trying to be le ironic
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every time someone from one team fricks up the other team gets to make a huge deal out of it.
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Sad when a dramatard gets caught
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This is an outrage, we don't live in a democracy anymore thx to leftists
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B-word neighbor tryna
post about le chuds when he should be chirping his stupid gimmick instead.
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My gimmick is making r*ghtoids mad and I'm succeeding 😘
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This man is a chad he should be let off free
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Ladies like a man with stamina
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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Putting the
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I know a tweaker when I see one.
That guy must have run out of hillsides to vacuum. And the beaches are clean; no more grains of sand to count, either.
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That rocks
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