https://x.com/amuse/status/1651730952874348545
Austin's hardcore Democrat masturbator, Antonio Rios chased a woman for seven miles while masturbating. During the chase, the woman shattered her leg and will have to have her knee replaced. A Soros-backed DA let him off with probation. Rios is now free awaiting trial for another… pic.twitter.com/fpFNePfwdP
— @amuse (@amuse) April 27, 2023
We need a scrote patrol
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lmbo how fast was this guy running with his peepee in hand? Does this lady have bones made of glass? So many questions
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Was she running in the middle of a desert? How do you not find another person or a place to escape in seven fricking miles?
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she was listening to the Benny Hill theme
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im suspecting drugs may have been involved here somewhere between the guy, woman, and tweeter
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Nothing like some blood doping and Viagra before a nice night run
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u stole my vid and my upmarseys neighbor
i aint letting this one slide neighbor ur fricking dead meat
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Pure coomer energy made this possible
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Stop running, babe!
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How did you come up with this OBNOXIOUS marquee trick
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I either stole it or accidentally got this trying to do something else. Either way, it was not something purposefully made
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So obnoxious
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you don't have to be running fast to fall and break a leg
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king
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To be fair to the lady, in a 7 mile run any fall is likely to happen to non runners and one bad fall can easily cause a broken leg
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