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Austin's hardcore Democrat masturbator, Antonio Rios chased a woman for seven miles while masturbating.

https://x.com/amuse/status/1651730952874348545

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Antonio Rios chased a woman for seven miles while masturbating. During the chase, the woman shattered her leg and will have to have her knee replaced

lmbo how fast was this guy running with his peepee in hand? Does this lady have bones made of glass? So many questions :marseyhmmm:

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im suspecting drugs may have been involved here somewhere between the guy, woman, and tweeter

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Nothing like some blood doping and Viagra before a nice night run

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u stole my vid and my upmarseys neighbor :marseyf#uckyou:

i aint letting this one slide neighbor ur fricking dead meat

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:#marseysneed:

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Pure coomer energy made this possible

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Stop running, babe!

:#marseycoomer2:

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How did you come up with this OBNOXIOUS marquee trick

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I either stole it or accidentally got this trying to do something else. Either way, it was not something purposefully made :marseyspecial:

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So obnoxious

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you don't have to be running fast to fall and break a leg

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To be fair to the lady, in a 7 mile run any fall is likely to happen to non runners and one bad fall can easily cause a broken leg

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Was she running in the middle of a desert? How do you not find another person or a place to escape in seven fricking miles?

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she was listening to the Benny Hill theme

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