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Johnny Depp’s new movie, #JeanneDuBarry, debuts with a metacritic score of 51, an F rating. The score is currently as yellow as his teeth. Congratulations! 💛 pic.twitter.com/2ITmr8kzX3
— chateau bunny ❄️ (@cocainecross) May 16, 2023
He looks hideous too, Queen Amber will have the last laugh
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Oh, it might actually be good.
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Literally my first thought. It might actually be fun somehow.
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It was written, directed, and starring by a french female actress with a single name "Maïwenn" which is a not a good start
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0494069/
but all the reviews on iMDB are 10/10, idk if it's astroturf tho https://www.imdb.com/title/tt17277414/reviews?ref_=tt_urv
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French can be surprisingly based and immune to r-slurred burger sensibilities
It’s usually one extreme or the other though
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French cinema is so jarring from Burger cinema, especially if you don't watch French cinema.
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Might even made a billion dollars
Trans lives matter
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Honest to God what is wrong with France.
What in heaven's name.
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Napoleon was cucked repeatedly, and as revenge he cucked one of his generals. Cucking is just how things work in France.
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Paternity tests are illegal in france
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Napoleon was a simp.
My image of him is shattered.
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She was also post wall when he met her. There are reports of her reading his letters out loud with her friends so they could all laugh. Never even began for emperorcels.
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Didnt the pres of france marry a grandma?
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I remember hearing this french woman talking about wanting her husband to find a mistress because it meant he was desirable. I think it was something involving top gear that I heard it on?
The culture there is fricking wild
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The one thing bongs do right is hate the french
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That's still less gay than post-1789 France.
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!leafs maybe our french aren't so bad
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Ouay, tabarnak, nos francophones ne sont pas comme sa, du sacrament
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Looks boring af, deserved
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The meanest b-words on this site are elderly gay dudes
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Cattiest for sure
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Where’s Snappy?
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He’s not welcome here
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He was an aspiring actor and shit
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I mean did people forget he's just not a great actor?
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Excuse me? He convinced the world he had scissors for fingers!
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The best movie he did was the original pirates movie
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Nah frick that, PotC is mid, fear and loathing is his best performance by far. On a second note we need a Hunter S. Thompson marsey.
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But he was a silly pirate like bbbb was for a while
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Why in the heck do people keep investing money into his movies after they've been burned so many times? At this point he ought to be doing direct-to-video work.
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Because he still draws a crowd? People will absolutely still go see a movie just because he is in it, especially now after the case
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Oh nononononono Deppbros... How will we recover??
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What good are scrotes after they hit the wall, no one likes scrotes for their personality. Pathetic to see scrotes pretend to be youthful when there skin sags. Get more plastic surgery scrote, I'm sure that will overturn biology.
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Aren't you excited to see 90 year old Harrison Ford in the upcoming Disney blockbuster Indiana Jones and the Diaper of Destiny?
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What did Amber Heard new movie get?
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Maybe it's time for her to eat out JK Rowling as getting into the TERF circle is her last hope.
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51% is high rated movie by his standards
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Must be getting ready for another pirate role
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got his butt
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