Johnny Depp’s scroteback was a failure :marseyrave::marseyrave::marseyrave::marseyrave::marseyrave:

https://x.com/cocainecross/status/1658588044939911168

He looks hideous too, Queen Amber will have the last laugh

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In 1768, when the king wished to make Jeanne maîtresse-en-titre (chief mistress), etiquette required her to be the wife of a high courtier, so she was hastily married on 1 September 1768 to Comte Guillaume du Barry.

Honest to God what is wrong with France.

The king's mistress HAS to be the wife of someone important so the king can cuck him. :marseydeux:

What in heaven's name.

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The one thing bongs do right is hate the french :marseyagree:

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Napoleon was cucked repeatedly, and as revenge he cucked one of his generals. Cucking is just how things work in France.

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Paternity tests are illegal in france

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Napoleon was a simp. :marseysadge:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16844647420705793.webp

My image of him is shattered.

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She was also post wall when he met her. There are reports of her reading his letters out loud with her friends so they could all laugh. Never even began for emperorcels.

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Didnt the pres of france marry a grandma?

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I remember hearing this french woman talking about wanting her husband to find a mistress because it meant he was desirable. I think it was something involving top gear that I heard it on?

The culture there is fricking wild

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That's still less gay than post-1789 France.

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:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

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The king's mistress HAS to be the wife of someone important so the king can cuck him. :marseydeux:

!leafs maybe our french aren't so bad

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Ouay, tabarnak, nos francophones ne sont pas comme sa, du sacrament

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