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Mavis Enthusiast
11mo ago
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#175567
Mavis Enthusiast
11mo ago
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#175567
Moids, you will never have a goth gf
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I'll just have to keep trying
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the problem is: his standards weren't high enough.
invent more red flags! demand even more from potential wives while offering even less.
know your worth, king!
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Oh yeah and her tits should be bigger
Just a normal DD size is not enough
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no I insist you give up.
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Never gonna happen
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I’m a goth 5’7 foid that plays video games but miss me with that “raising your own boyfriend” trash
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Which games?
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What I’m playing right now, or in general?
My rig is fricked up, so I haven’t been able to play TW lately (all my $$$ has gone to summer tuition
). I just got the OLED Switch, so I’ve been playing some shit on that (Valfaris, Paper Mario, etc.)
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Oh, I don't have a switch so I'll have to pass on the date
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I love you already. Please, pick me.
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She's married. That's the problem with good women, they're in very high demand.
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Married to you? If not why the heck are you responding now?
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how fat are you?
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I’m fat enough to get the thin badge
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A "lesbian" seething about men online? Must be a day ending in y!
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Ehhh, average moids certainly won't. But I think I'm qualified. I dress in black, have a mohawk, and am a guitarist. Now I just need to get a leather jacket and I'm golden.
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When those goth girls see my house edgy badges those panties are gonna drop so fast.
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Oh yeah I also have a black cat for witch points.
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Hey girl, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Mabel from Black Souls?
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Do you have any tattoos?
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I hate tattoos. Broke up with the one girl I dated because she got one.
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tell me u skinny 2 n ain't seen the sun in years so ur skin milky blue white
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the goth shit was always cringey i want a country b-word
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What you want:
What you get:
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Probably the cutest lil marseys on the whole website, along with
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Excuse u how about
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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They exist but their family is half small town BPD Bi-PD small pond millionaires, half meth
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nothing some meth cant fix
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Do you hunt? Go to church? Drive a truck? Own livestock or horses? These are all basic requirements for country girls, they are all around here tho.
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I keep my wife () listed as big titty goth gf on my phone. The reality is her paleness comes from being Irish
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Darn that sucks, praying for you
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But I have ducks.
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girls just don't respect Neopets like they used to
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Goth girls are mid
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The girls themselves? Yeah, good-looking women don't need super elaborate styles to nab men.
The style? No way, it's awesome.
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I go to a lot of punk and metal shows and there are some HOT ones tho. Not most of them tbf
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Have you seen them without makeup, though? Most of them turn into crackheads anyways.
Here's a before and after of a Philly folk punker
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Bruh those chicks are lucky if they still have all their teeth by 25, either from neglecting hygiene or stza knocking them out
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I take full advantage of metal shows to let my full
attire out of the closet. For awhile, I used my prom dress (Lip Service’s Gansta Pranksta gown…although I altered it into a short skirt) with boots as my show attire.
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Srs. Just have her dress up every now and then. Why the frick do you need the added bpd? The ammo of "Im going to kill myself" isnt fun to fight against.
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She wants you to threaten to frick her corpse after, bro
Dramautists have no game I s2g
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Wrong
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Goth chicks are on the same level as fat chicks..
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that's because most are fat
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You take that back, notits
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what does any of this mean !schizos !schizomaxxxers come explain wtf this means, only thing I recognize is crystal castles which I liked some songs when I was like 19 and haven't thought about since
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!illuminati
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!r-slurs
@SodaJerk 
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!slots666
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Accelerationist , techno Occultism, and Schizoanalysis memes from Dueleze and Guttari, Nick Land, and N1x. Also Serial Experiments Lain.
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maybe I'm not so terminally online after all
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Just read Fanged Noumena while tripping on LSD bro. You'll finally understand why Elon Musk wanted a polycule with prominent bedshitter Amber Heard even though he could have had any normal 11/10 beautiful 19 year old chick
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At times like this theres only one thing to do
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This seems like a foid that gets fricked up while droning to Sunn O))) and Aghast
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And you don’t seem to understandd
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it doesn't mean anything its a meme
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I'm too old to get it, there aren't enough minions
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it's bullshit for pseuds
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Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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any "woman" who watches lain has a peepee
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Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Give me your skin.
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I already had a big titty goth GF. Would it surprise you to learn that she had depression and other emotional issues? I broke up with her 3 separate times and on the third time it finally stuck
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Sounds par for the course.
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Hey, I was young and dumb and drawn in by the pull of the titties
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I'm looking at her
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That's okay, I love my gf just the way she is
(she is the cat and I am the small rodent)
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Look how adorable he is
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women always talk about men "having nothing to offer" as if they have anything more to offer than a pre-owned kitty
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Moids just need to wait until they're on their mid-forties, paid off their 4 bedroom house, have a comfortable career and make sure they aren't fat and these chicks will be falling in their laps.
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Ive seen one non fat adult goth woman in my life
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I got one of the witchy ones and its pretty fun. She still has woman problems but they all do and this way my house is decorated for Halloween forever and i get 2 black cats to chill with
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That’s so cute
good for you man
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Something about that alt-style makes tgirls pop off wayyyy better than mainstream (or rainbogre aesthetic for that matter)
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This image is you but with mavis
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Not into goths smh sporty girls are 100x better.
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Nah, what do these bitches have to offer me? I have a hand. A 'big titty goth' hoe sure isn't going to be giving me emotional support
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Goths are sexy, but at some point the fountain dries up and you gotta settle for girls with sleeves.
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Does she have to have tiggle biddies?
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aren't you married? why do you care about what internet incels are into? as long as your man likes you then
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I’m just trying to get the moid perspective on this because this is a meme that I’ve never seen occur irl and I have no clue where this ideal came from
Most goth chicks I’ve ran into fell into two categories: either fat (so big tits there) or waifish (I’m here).
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whatever perspective you'd get here isn't going to represent people that leave the house, and even if it did it's not like all moids would agree anyway lol. Just like some foids like beards but I think they're disgusting, you're never going to be everyone's type
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That’s true, my
is leading me astray again
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The big titties are just scrotes being scrotes. The term "big titty goth girlfriend" is a meme, in the classic sense. Men hear other men say they like it, so they must like it too. I've met few men who particularly like goth girls in general, they mostly see it as an outfit for an already conventionally sexy woman. I, for one, appreciate goth girls of all bust sizes.
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A guide
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:(
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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i should get a sandwich
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