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“Guys don’t realize how easy it is [to impress on a first date].”
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 19, 2023
Roll out the red carpet, order a car and pick up the tab. That’s it.@meangirlpod ft. @girls_gottaeat presented by @pinkwhitney pic.twitter.com/30ezBOtEjk
Moids be playing video games with strangers but not spending $500 on dates with strangers smh:
Imagine buying a foid coffee instead of throwing it in her face and taking some upskirt pics for the road:
OFoid shows up to prove that romance isn't dead, immediately gets attacked by a horde of frustrated moids:
Either foids deserve reparations or moids should live in the ocean, pick one:
The duality of the foid:
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Like with most of the basic
shit in life, the solution is obvious. People will do anything 
but the thing they know works, though.
Get in shape, dress
well, become an interesting 
conversationalist. You can be polite and do things like open doors 
and pay for dinner 
without being patronizing. It's really not that hard.
Like losing
weight lol. The best thing to do for straight fat loss is to eat less, and go running. But people will do all sorts of stupid 
fad diets and gimmick workouts instead of what is guaranteed to work.
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i’ve never paid for a date lol, and i’ve also never sent the first message, and i’m basically foid-brained when it comes to dating and thats the tea, sis
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Being a strag is cheating
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It is. Same way that being a foid is cheating
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It's easier to get laid when you flaunt your cash.
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Women are greedy whores the only gift they deserve is my fist
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foids don't know how easy it is to be attractive.
just stop eating.
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So you would pay for meals, Ubers etc for a girl if she was skinny? Why are you going on first dates with fat ppl anyway
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I wouldn't pay for a foid if she was the hottest foid on earth.
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You'd buy her a car that you can't drive though
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Like on a first date or in general? It’s generally expected you pay on the first date, at least
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lmao good joke
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Its why coffee dates are the best. You get to see how they are at conversation and if they are spiritually fat and order a frappucino milkshake
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Ok, since you’re a moid, tell me if you think this is a good date: I get my moid to park in an unassuming metro parking lot. He follows me up to this red phone booth, where I type in a secret code that he knows nothing about. Suddenly, the wall opens to reveal a door…a speakeasy. I come and sit us down and a two-person table, and tell the boys to give us servings of your uber top-shelf whiskey. Would a guy be impressed with that?
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im literally screaming, speakeasies are absolutely full of cute twinks, and i would leave immediately and block your number
triggering my memories of being dragged to speakeasies rn
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The idea sounds cool on paper, but if it’s just a gaggle of hipsters then yeah that’s probably a shit idea
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Are you a whore??? What is this nonsense sister? Did your mother teach you this? First of all, you do not "impress" a moid, you establish your femmme fatal energy. Ambush him while he's with his friends, he doesn't have friends?
Kill his friends infront of him, jave him begging for his life, don't say anything, just giggle and leave. Stalk him home, alpha enter his home while he's relaxing, tie him up and eat his food, leave again and just let nature handle the rest and you'll have a husband for life.
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Sounds crazy, but it just might work
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im literally screaming, that’s an awesome second date! the first one should just be at a cool normal cocktail bar, and during the date you should mention that you know of this place and you two could go there together
ok so then you’ll have something to talk about on the second date and have really good memories there when it’s not first-date awkwardness!
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That sounds like a fun outing but a moid isn't really that concerned with how exotic of a place you can find for a date. Also that place sounds like it's 9 dollars for a beer.
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speakeasies arent cool
you know whats cool???
aquariums, and bird sanctuaries, and science/aviation museums, and train museum if hes neurodivergent, and factory tours (think breweries, honey/wine making, etc)
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There’s a few of those I haven’t tried yet
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Sounds fun, he probably just wouldn't be as impressed as you would be.
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Remember, moids don't think with the brain when it comes to women
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TikTok trending "speakeasies" are for foids to flaunt in social media, so as a scrote I wouldn't care as long as the drinks aren't terrible. Scrotes also don't care about high class alcohol, because stoically drinking motor oil is a sign of manliness.
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So the axe throwing sounds cooler then?
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Blowing shit up with ammonium nitrate would be cooler than axe throwing
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Most moids are going to care more about you than the setting
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It would be more fun afterwards
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depends on how fat you are
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I’ve got the thin badge, so I’m good.
Seriousposting: should I do something like this or is it too much? I’m trying to decide between the speakeasy or axe throwing
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moids literally do not care
if you are planning a date you are already doing more than 99.9% of women, either option is good
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That sounds so unimaginative
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shouldnt you know your moid better than us? but go off
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It’s not about knowing him, it’s about giving him a good and novel experience.
That’s the point of a date
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im literally screaming, yeah but you have to know if heck think it a good and novel experience or gay
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ok so interesting that it removes all punctuation which then triggers the word filter tho
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literally just try to find something you share in common with the dude and focus on that
the way to a moid's heart is actually caring about him and his interests
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Yeah, but I like to try and sweep a guy off his feet with a good time. Think like a “Bond girl” type of vibe, the “come hither” femme fatale shit. Moid’s don’t like that shit?
The 007 movies have lead me astray
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Depends on the guy tbh
, I'm sure some are into that, but nothing's universal (especially for LVMs 
). 007 ladykiller type stuff probably works better on non-spergs because that kinda shit would go right over my head and I'd start talking about microcontroller facts or some other dumb shit
Honestly most keeper dudes would probably just appreciate you putting effort in to them for dates, especially in the modern souless app-ridden dating hellscape
, at the end of the day they just want someone who cares (or someone to beat up and emotionally manipulate - I'd suggest avoiding these) 
At least if they're dating to date. if they're on tinder or whatever to frick it's probably completely different, haven't bothered with that personally so I have zero idea
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Dumb as heck idea
Show too much planning and I'll think you're needy. Gotta give a neighbor something to pursue
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So instead of coming off as cool, I’m coming off as a sperg?
I literally feel like shit now.
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keep yourself safe b-word
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C’mon, I’m serious. And the place I’m talking about it real. https://secretatlanta.co/vintage-phone-booth-cocktail-bar/
You wouldn’t think that’s a cool date? I thought a moid would be impressed by the coordination of it all
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Why do women dox themselves like this?
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I actually don’t live in Atlanta (anymore), but I always wanted to take a date to that place
Sounds like it wouldn’t have been as cool as I thought it would be lol
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You're fine, people here will always try and frick with you. Ignore all advice except mine.
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I don't go on dates. my idea of a good night is sitting at home watching tv and going to sleep.
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Ideal pizzashill date:
6:05, discount bin dinner
6:40, expired tampon garbage spelunking
7:30, manual transmission drivers training
7:35, driver's training is too much work. Just stack shoeboxes
8:00, bedtime. Time to wrap the date up with some pegging in the fortress of dreams
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I’d take you out
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!incels pizzashill just got a dramafoid
why arent you misogynymaxxing???
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Quaker_oats said I was the user they hated the most after I was mean to them and it didn't score me any brownie points
poweruserchads btfo namecels
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I already am
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id take him out too but its whatever
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He don’t miss!
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These women judge their dates by how much money the man spends on them, and then they are surprised when they get pumped and dumped all the time. But when you think about it, why is it so shocking? If you behave like a whore, men will treat you like one. When it's clear that you're just into a dude for his cash, the dude is gonna reciprocate your selfishness and just use you for your body. Sadly, many women actually take dating advice from these hoes, then they wonder why they can't find a good man. Like even if I was a millionaire and could afford Ubers on every single date, I would never get into a relationship with hoes like this: I would just hit it and quit it. These are not "ride-or-die" b-words, they are entitled narcissists with Main Character Syndrome.
Also, what kind of fricking r-slur gets into a car with some stranger sent by a dude they've never met? Like if you want to be a gentlemen for your date, offer to drive to their house and pick them up yourself: don't use an app to send them a potential serial killer or male feminist. The whole point of using Uber is that people can recognize their own driver and there is some way to track them: if a woman doesn't have that verification by using the app herself, she's basically playing russian roulette just by stepping into the car
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am i in some parallel world? lol. I see so many Andrew Tate wannabe grifters talking about how men should "focus on themselves" which amounts entirely to just getting rich and seeking hoes. As if it'll be a shock that this "high value man" is gonna end up getting cheated on because thats the kind of women he'd be attracting.
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If you're just looking to hook up and have s*x, then Tate's advice is 100% accurate: you should just get rich and seek gold-digging hoes. If you're looking for a relationship, then you should do exactly the opposite: try to appear poorer than you are so that the gold-digging hoes avoid you.
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But still actually be rich and fit and enjoyable to be around. Make sure not to mix up the message there for the r-slurs on the other side of the spectrum.
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only foids are allowed to be selfish buttholes bro you don't get it.
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If only they would stop being so shallow they’d find out what a nice guy you are, so true king
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I don't use a filter to date more women, I use a filter to avoid wasting time on the worthless women
If none of these particular women want to date me, that's great: it means the filter is working as intended. You go date them if you like them so much. Two of these women are uggos, one is mid, and only the blonde with the cap could be considered hot, despite her shitty personality
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Sorry, I only date evil people.
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You are doing the rest of us a valuable service by taking them off the dating market. I kneel, little king
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That was a mistake. You're about to find out the hard way why.
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I am not giving the foid a free meal if they are dating four other people at the same time
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im literally screaming, notice how theyre always ugly
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So tired. No will to live left
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I feel like this is an OnlyFans grift
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I like your shoelaces xd so random
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Idk maybe it’s just because I’ve always been the more moid brained in my lesbo relationships but I’ve always felt very gratified when paying for dates and stuff for my gf and if I were to ever date a guy I don’t think I’d change my stance on that chivalry be darned.
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Kind of depends there - if they're actually lesbian-lesbian relationships, you're playing a different game, like a fun simulation of being a dude. If you're dating more bisexuals you're dipping into the competition with 4 billion men to the death - which is what their conversation is about.
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me and my moid just alternate being the one who pays
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The more I've spent on a date, the less likely I am to get laid.
Dinner dates / movie dates are for people who are boring and with no day-1 end game. (S)he's down for bar hopping or it's a pass.
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Whatever this guy thinks zero sum means, he's wrong
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He's actually pretty intelligent because you see he has been on enough dates and has calculated the average cost, which just happens to match the average benefit, thus it's a zero-sum game.
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i suck at tinder lol but going on a date i always pay if u dont pay ur a cute twink
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He heard someone else say it and thought it sounded smart
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