Why men pick basic “Wonderbread” women over high-value “French croissant” women

So... you can't get a husband because you're too expensive, too stubborn, and too BPD. Got it.

I resent that caked mutt describing herself as a croissant.

This but women and 🥐 instead of computers.

Is that a croissant in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

why do men prefer nice women over nasty women?

2 seconds in to this video and if she's the opposite of wonder bread women then i'm all in on wonder bread

HER FRICKING VOICE

Tip for any woman: if you have that voice, try to change it.

It's not appealing and nothing croissant-like.

While it's rare, the voice a woman can be a 100% turn-off. And it's binary. It goes from "yeah, don't mind" to "no fricking way". Almost any other feature is non-binary.

You have two cars : Car A which is affordable, easy to keep in good condition, and can go on a good long drive without you needing to fill 'er up or do any extraneous maintenance that often; and then there's Car B which is expensive, requires you to have to go through the company that manufactures it exclusively in order to properly fix or replace anything on or in it, and that requires frequent pit stops . In what universe does it make sense to not to get Car A besides to show off that you can afford Car B? Car B has zero actual value without the purchaser being vain and/or having low self-esteem.

4. Wonderbread women are white

She bipoc

Bitches think they're croissants when they're really burnt toast

I like attainable, lower maintenance women, simple as.

Rice women

Wtf this mean?

SO TRUE SIS

(please touch my peepee just the tip you only need to touch the tippy top please maam touch me just a little ill eat the crossaint i dont are just one finger i dont care what finger please maam touch me im so lonely without you maam baby i love you just the tip thats it no more im on my knees ill do anything just the tip please maam ill do anything do you want me to kill myself because i will if you just touch my peepee please please please maam miss anything anything for you princess just for a second you dont even have o keep it there you can flick my weiner please maam i love you anything maam please please please maam just the tip ill do anyth

Why the frick do Americans pronounce it cruss sant?

So much makeup and she still looks oily. She's no croissant, not even a wonder bread, she's a dumpster diver dinner roll.

I married a dinner roll woman

PARCE QUe VOUS ETES UNE PUTAIN

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

Both of these types of bitches look the same under the makeup. But I know what Wonderbread looks like up-front.

dramatards hate this babe just cause she's beautiful

The eyebrows. You can always tell by looking at their eyebrows.

Peepee too big to fit in a croissant, it's only wonderbread for me

This b-word needs to learn color theory. Jesus frick

I can't get over how weird her head is shaped

Darn I want me a wonderbread b-word now. And also a croissant.

Yeah those whores are fun to bang but post nut clarity heavily favors the dependable good natured woman (with average looks). High maintenance hoes are a pain.

with how much she talks about carbs by the time she's 30 she will be 300lbs

That lady looks like a Mexican churro. Pass

You know how difficult it is to make a good croissant?