When I had a testicular torsion the dr that treated me was a hot 30-something brunette with bright blue eyes. When I was laying on the table getting examined I stared into the lights until my eyes burned just trying to not get a boner. Worked.
once I got a boner when a female dentist&dental tech were pulling my wisdom tooth, she looked at it and pointed it out to the dental twch and they both giggled
when I was 20 something getting my balls checked for lumps by this hot late 30s dr I was hoping I wouldn't cause a situation and get a random boner, but at the same time I was hoping and fulfill some porno scene
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You can just dudes for s*x and they will agree 99% of the time.
Just woke up one morning with twisted balls. Suffered most of the day until I went to the ER in the evening. Hot doctor untwisted my balls in a crowded room without surgery.
the idea that doctors should have to be ok with seeing human bodies as part of their role is slowly dying off because absolutely everything has to be about consent and harassment. I noticed recently that in the UK if you apply for a doctor's appointment it asks you for your symptoms and asks you to include photographs of any visible symptoms, but it also says in big letters "DO NOT SEND PHOTOS OF BREASTS OR GENITALS THAT IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT"
god forbid a nurse practitioner have to see human body parts am I right
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inappropriate reactions, such as an erection.
Doctor enters
Puts two fingers up my butt and says cough.
Squeezes my balls to check for cancer
Get an erection
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Hello police. I would like to file a sexual harassment complaint. I was cupping this man's balls and he got an erection and now I am feeling unsafe an- hello- hello?
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Was just in Australia and went to see me favorite doctor. After a lot of catching up she looked over her notes and asked if I'd had a DRE since she last did one, saying it is over a year. I flushed red and told her no. She giggled, held up her index finger and smiling, very coyly asked are you ready for this, twisting her hand back and forth. We both laughed till we had tears in our eyes. She locked the door and began washing her hands and told me to take off my shoes, socks, pants and underpants. By the time she got to the table and gloved up I more than half hard. She placed a towel on the exam table and asked me to get in the prayer position with my business over the towel. She massaged my anus for about a minute, gently putting the tip of her finger slightly in, while she rested her left hand on my lower back at the top of my crack. She went all the way in very slowly and it was painless, not like the other ones who just cram it in. She pulled it all the way out and did this 3 more times. By this time I am harder than Chinese Arithmetic. As she began the prostate massage, as she called it, I blurted out her name and said I may ejaculate. She leaned close to my ear and said that is what the towel is for. She grasped my peepee in her left hand and squeezed and released, still with her finger in my butt. She said it is OK to ejaculate and man the second she said it I shot off like no tomorrow, Wow. She gently removed her finger and told me to remain there. She took a wet warm towel and cleaned my rear and asked me to hop off the table. She steadied me, removed the towel I had ejaculated on and asked me to lie down on my back. She took another warm towel and cleaned my peepee, belly and testicles. When she went to her desk and started typing her notes she said I could get dressed when I was comfortable to stand.
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Women b-word about sexual harassment like it's the worst most traumatic thing ever. I work night shift at a hotel and I've had guests mostly homos but also two old drunk women straight up say they want to do some sort of specific s*x act to me and I just say if they say that again I'll put them on the do not rent list and they don't do it again.
Women go there whole life without any hardship so they need some sort of fake problem to complain about constantly.
kamala is too soft on the scrote menace. until a candidate is brave enough to say 50/90, we have not even taken the first step towards a better society
A elderly lady patient had a pain in her upper thigh. She tried to describe it but couldn't. Then proceeded to grab my thigh and rub it to show me exactly where the pain was.
Mid 20's nurse once walked back in to my pre-surgery room while I was naked to exclaim "you have a really cute butt!" - She seemed nice but I'm taken, and real life isn't a porno.
I'm a matrimono, and the wife would have killed me instead of just driving by the hospital every other day to see if the nurse was leaving for her lunch break
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If it's a legitimate medical exam, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
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The sheer coldness of the room works, but that also means my homely doctor thinks I have a tiny pp
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When I had a testicular torsion the dr that treated me was a hot 30-something brunette with bright blue eyes. When I was laying on the table getting examined I stared into the lights until my eyes burned just trying to not get a boner. Worked.
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once I got a boner when a female dentist&dental tech were pulling my wisdom tooth, she looked at it and pointed it out to the dental twch and they both giggled
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when I was 20 something getting my balls checked for lumps by this hot late 30s dr I was hoping I wouldn't cause a situation and get a random boner, but at the same time I was hoping and fulfill some porno scene
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Business idea: Testicular cancer clinic/sperm bank
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Just woke up one morning with twisted balls. Suffered most of the day until I went to the ER in the evening. Hot doctor untwisted my balls in a crowded room without surgery.
Good times.
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the idea that doctors should have to be ok with seeing human bodies as part of their role is slowly dying off because absolutely everything has to be about consent and harassment. I noticed recently that in the UK if you apply for a doctor's appointment it asks you for your symptoms and asks you to include photographs of any visible symptoms, but it also says in big letters "DO NOT SEND PHOTOS OF BREASTS OR GENITALS THAT IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT"
god forbid a nurse practitioner have to see human body parts am I right
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ok but you know some dudes are going in bc they have flu symptoms and send in a peepee pic tho
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lol at the idea of someone ever getting an appointment for flu symptoms in the uk, bleeding out from a lethal axe wound is an 8 month wait
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Was just in Australia and went to see me favorite doctor. After a lot of catching up she looked over her notes and asked if I'd had a DRE since she last did one, saying it is over a year. I flushed red and told her no. She giggled, held up her index finger and smiling, very coyly asked are you ready for this, twisting her hand back and forth. We both laughed till we had tears in our eyes. She locked the door and began washing her hands and told me to take off my shoes, socks, pants and underpants. By the time she got to the table and gloved up I more than half hard. She placed a towel on the exam table and asked me to get in the prayer position with my business over the towel. She massaged my anus for about a minute, gently putting the tip of her finger slightly in, while she rested her left hand on my lower back at the top of my crack. She went all the way in very slowly and it was painless, not like the other ones who just cram it in. She pulled it all the way out and did this 3 more times. By this time I am harder than Chinese Arithmetic. As she began the prostate massage, as she called it, I blurted out her name and said I may ejaculate. She leaned close to my ear and said that is what the towel is for. She grasped my peepee in her left hand and squeezed and released, still with her finger in my butt. She said it is OK to ejaculate and man the second she said it I shot off like no tomorrow, Wow. She gently removed her finger and told me to remain there. She took a wet warm towel and cleaned my rear and asked me to hop off the table. She steadied me, removed the towel I had ejaculated on and asked me to lie down on my back. She took another warm towel and cleaned my peepee, belly and testicles. When she went to her desk and started typing her notes she said I could get dressed when I was comfortable to stand.
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That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.
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Seriously how fricking hard is it for these people. A "hamburger" has no cheese, a "cheeseburger (Can I haz cheeseburger )" has cheese. Simple as.
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Not my fault i was diagnosed with "full balls" and the doctor is waving the treatment right in my face
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Finally, indisputable evidence that I am cute.
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My HRt doctor sexually harasses me
But I kinda like it nbd
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Women b-word about sexual harassment like it's the worst most traumatic thing ever. I work night shift at a hotel and I've had guests mostly homos but also two old drunk women straight up say they want to do some sort of specific s*x act to me and I just say if they say that again I'll put them on the do not rent list and they don't do it again.
Women go there whole life without any hardship so they need some sort of fake problem to complain about constantly.
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kamala is too soft on the scrote menace. until a candidate is brave enough to say 50/90, we have not even taken the first step towards a better society
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she is just playing nice until after november, come next year the gloves come off and she gonna get that bag sis
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i am so excited to tour the acid mines where we will send all men. have you been?
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A elderly lady patient had a pain in her upper thigh. She tried to describe it but couldn't. Then proceeded to grab my thigh and rub it to show me exactly where the pain was.
I was so shocked I had no idea what to do 😂
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I dont believe in god but goddarn you post makes me want to embrace religion
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80% of doctors have done a heckin male feminism to their patients
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You left out the last fact: 100% of these incidents were initiated by me.
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I'm a matrimono, and the wife would have killed me instead of just driving by the hospital every other day to see if the nurse was leaving for her lunch break
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!biofoids do you care enough about your man to make sure slutty nurses aren't seducing him or are you dating a dusty?
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I flirted with the last doc I saw. I had fun.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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