When I had a testicular torsion the dr that treated me was a hot 30-something brunette with bright blue eyes. When I was laying on the table getting examined I stared into the lights until my eyes burned just trying to not get a boner. Worked.
once I got a boner when a female dentist&dental tech were pulling my wisdom tooth, she looked at it and pointed it out to the dental twch and they both giggled
when I was 20 something getting my balls checked for lumps by this hot late 30s dr I was hoping I wouldn't cause a situation and get a random boner, but at the same time I was hoping and fulfill some porno scene
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You can just dudes for s*x and they will agree 99% of the time.
Just woke up one morning with twisted balls. Suffered most of the day until I went to the ER in the evening. Hot doctor untwisted my balls in a crowded room without surgery.
the idea that doctors should have to be ok with seeing human bodies as part of their role is slowly dying off because absolutely everything has to be about consent and harassment. I noticed recently that in the UK if you apply for a doctor's appointment it asks you for your symptoms and asks you to include photographs of any visible symptoms, but it also says in big letters "DO NOT SEND PHOTOS OF BREASTS OR GENITALS THAT IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT"
god forbid a nurse practitioner have to see human body parts am I right
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Women think that men turn on their boner like a light switch
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Because that's how kittys work
!fellas foreplay is a lie they just like seeing you sweat
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If it's a legitimate medical exam, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
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The sheer coldness of the room works, but that also means my homely doctor thinks I have a tiny pp
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I'd sexually harass that doctor
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When I had a testicular torsion the dr that treated me was a hot 30-something brunette with bright blue eyes. When I was laying on the table getting examined I stared into the lights until my eyes burned just trying to not get a boner. Worked.
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once I got a boner when a female dentist&dental tech were pulling my wisdom tooth, she looked at it and pointed it out to the dental twch and they both giggled
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when I was 20 something getting my balls checked for lumps by this hot late 30s dr I was hoping I wouldn't cause a situation and get a random boner, but at the same time I was hoping and fulfill some porno scene
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Business idea: Testicular cancer clinic/sperm bank
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You can just dudes for s*x and they will agree 99% of the time.
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How did you even do that to yourself?
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Just woke up one morning with twisted balls. Suffered most of the day until I went to the ER in the evening. Hot doctor untwisted my balls in a crowded room without surgery.
Good times.
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the idea that doctors should have to be ok with seeing human bodies as part of their role is slowly dying off because absolutely everything has to be about consent and harassment. I noticed recently that in the UK if you apply for a doctor's appointment it asks you for your symptoms and asks you to include photographs of any visible symptoms, but it also says in big letters "DO NOT SEND PHOTOS OF BREASTS OR GENITALS THAT IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT"
god forbid a nurse practitioner have to see human body parts am I right
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ok but you know some dudes are going in bc they have flu symptoms and send in a peepee pic tho
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lol at the idea of someone ever getting an appointment for flu symptoms in the uk, bleeding out from a lethal axe wound is an 8 month wait
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Foids not understanding male biology DESPITE being literal doctors
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FTFY
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Control yourself or be castrated dumbfrick male
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Correct
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