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asshole there/then (>^.^(>O.○)>  1mo ago (yahoo.com) 1,448 thread views #306273

Imagine girl-bossing:marseyfoidretard:harder than this: Alcoholism charity executive caught drink driving:marseysteer:and hiding from police :marseycop: in bush:marseybackingintobush:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/alcoholism-charity-executive-caught-drink-113440077.html

https://media.tenor.com/zz-lKYIHQcQAAAAx/rihanna-crown.webp

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She did more than just crash her car! She took out a row of cars at 4:40am. Two previous DUIs and all she gets is a 40 month driving ban?

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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/08/12/cars-smashed-alleged-drunk-driver-audi-street/

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!boozers if only we could be this based :marseykneel:

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Unfortunately I understand concepts like not owning a car if you're an alcoholic. This has severely limited my ability to pull off totally fricking awesome moves like this.

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It's an expensive hobby unfortunately :marseypoor:

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Sounds gay to me bud. Some of us can operate the gas and brake pedals independently

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YHou want too say that my face??? I can still frick up without car!! Frick you! I'll do it! I'll do the time. Come at me bro! Come at me!

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I can hold my liquor and thus drive safe when I booze cruise :#marseysteer:

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Maybe you'll reach the news eventually :marseylaying:

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Drunk drivers are unironically the most protected class in our society. In Oregon there's some rule where your first DUI is kept secret. Any other alleged misdemeanor even if you don't get convicted? Allegedly get caught with a speck of meth, get in a fight, argue with your girlfriend too loud, shoplift a can of beer, that is on your record for life. But there's a special law to protect drunk drivers' reputations.

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They are the most oppressed minority after all

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In Oregon there's some rule where your first DUI is kept secret.

:#arousedpizzashill:

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I think it should depend on if your DUI resulted in an accident.

If you can hold your liquor and still drive safe, why should you be punished?

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If you can hold your liquor and still drive safe, why should you be punished?

Drunk drivers who can do that arent caught in the first place.

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I knew this guy, he was on like his 5th DUI. Really fun guy to hang out with. But he decided to take a whole bunch of xanax and then drunk drive again. The look on his face when he got sentenced.

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Neighbor pls, eventually you have to stop doing this shit. (It was 6 months prison upstate IIRC.)

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Between semesters of college, I worked at a place that mostly hired ex-cons because they'd work for cheap, and they hired a lot of drunk drivers because they were non-violent. Every single one had double-digit DUI's and none of them had any intention of stopping. I'm not sure if I should be disgusted or admire their perseverance.

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non-violent

:#marseylaugh:

This is the one that always gets me. He's gonna crash a car into us at 70mph and kill my children but at least when he does it it's "nonviolent" because.... uhhh... the media says so.

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"Non-violent" in the sense that they probably weren't going to pull a knife on someone else on the jobsite. The owners didn't really care about that other stuff as long as you showed up for your shift and looked busy.

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I like Doug Stanhope's idea where you should get to take your driver's exam drunk and if you pass, that's the BAC you're legally allowed to drive at.

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:#gigachadqueen:

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They should cut off her hand unironically

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lmao holy shit thats bad

her insurance will be so bad she wont be driving again

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she wont be driving again

:marseylaughpoundfist:

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It must have been pretty bad after her first two DUIs already! Even with a clean record then being 26 and driving an Audi will bump up your insurance.

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Just drive with no insurance lmao

If youre already boozecruising its not gonna make much difference

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STRIKE!!!

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@zombeehands could you fix her?

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no

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if @zombeehands can't fix her :marseyitsover: !metashit

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she doesnt need fixing :horny:

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white woman syndrome affects all asians :marseydepressed:

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:#marseyslurpfast:

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holy shit! !superheroes

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:p#epoboner:

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No and I don't want to either :marseymommymilkers:

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She is only ok actually.

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I could....

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I could make her worse

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whats her onlyfans :marseycoomer2:

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Your honor

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It's unfortunate that women are smart enough to have their own AA meetings because I would be breaking up 20 marriages a week if they were in my group. :marseysad:

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how does one infiltrate these "AA" meetings ?

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Get so consistently fricked up for a long time that you can't be sober without sweating and shaking so bad that strangers walk up to you and ask if you need an ambulance. :marseyjam:

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:marseynotes#:

half way there

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Do you actually get the shakes? I used to get the sweats years ago (actual years, not boozer years) when I was an all day erryday boozer, but they were hard to distinguish from the fact that I'd naturally sweat in an igloo in Alaska, so it didn't stand out to anyone as unusual.

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It's a real phenomenon. It's been said that for some people, there's been days where they're trying to cut back and they can't shave because they can't hold the razor.

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yea it got awkward using chopsticks :marseychingchongitsover:

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I have a mild tremor from birth, so my hands shake slightly even if I've been sober for a year. Drinking a ton and then stopping suddenly definitely makes it worse, but not to a noticeable degree or anything. It's possible I'm just better adapted to hiding it than someone that didn't experience it until they started drinking though.

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Back in my boozing days my hands would get a little shakey but mostly anytime i was sober id get super jittery and paranoid. And id sweat through my shirt.

Ah the good old days :boomermonster:

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Flip a coin and look sad all the time

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:#marseypass:

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I was under the impression that dating within AA is super duper turbo mega against the rules

Which makes sense from a VuLnErAbLe fOiDs standpoint but at the same time seems like it would be the only non-awkward and most reliable way to find a partner that is equally self-banned from drinking :/

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Lol what are they gonna do when they find out? Kick you out? Oh no, now you can start drinking again and meet cool people :marseycool2:

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Yeah that's what I was referring to.

seems like it would be the only non-awkward and most reliable way to find a partner that is equally self-banned from drinking

There is a good reason for this. Relationships between addicts are not always helpful. If you're used to interacting with people when you're drunk, that becomes a pattern that's really hard to break away from. When you get two people who are both like that together, it's even harder.

I mean ffs the entire time I've been on rDrama it's been me being drunk interacting with drunk people and see where that's gotten me.

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:#pepemoney: rolling in dc?

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You have to engage with me on a deeper level if you want to beg. Like have a conversation about some obscure saint venerated in medieval times. :marseysmughipskorean:

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:#marseycapitalistmanlet: indubitably

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Its kinda genius getting a job there when you're a drunk. If they fire you they look like the biggest hypocrites :#marseykingcrown:

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I suppose it wouldn't be too shocking if such an organization is made up of "former" alcoholics

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there was another story this past month where a guy working for a rehab crashed into those hockey players

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2024/09/drunken-driving-suspect-in-nhl-stars-death-is-us-army-major-works-at-rehab-center.html

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Frankly, this is on brand.

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Eliza Loftus had two previous convictions for driving under the influence

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driving while english

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Eliza Loftus, 26, was almost three times over the legal limit when she crashed her car into a tree and fled into shrubbery in Middlewich, Cheshire.

She is the marketing director and chief fundraiser at Be Well Stay Well, which offers counselling to alcohol and drug addicts in nearby Nantwich.

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Looks like they have the same as the US. I figured that it would be like the other lame European countries that have like a .01. Anyway, being able to function at .215 is full blown alcoholic territory.

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why yes I try to get people off drink and drugs

that means more driving aids for mommy

:#gigachadqueen:

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>start a "non profit" that provides therapy for alcoholics

>get a DUI

>mandatory court ordered therapy paid for by the government

:#marseythinkorino:

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:#marseybackingintobush:

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:#marseydemon:

Snapshots:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/alcoholism-charity-executive-caught-drink-113440077.html:

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Girls really do be rocking.

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That rocks

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>drink driving

Is this in bongistan?

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Would

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