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Elon_SUSk COOL/NlGGA 7d ago #7548844

Hit

Miss

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Dude they/them Just using one flairlock to cuck the guy that used three flarlocks Elon_SUSk 7d ago #7549598

Hiss

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SaveUsNewYear Retvrn/2025 Uh-oh, these arent fireworks! :marseyunibombersaint:

Dude 7d ago #7550860

:#marseyhissing:

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TomfooleryButNewYear Helic/opter Dude 7d ago #7550593

Snake!

:speechbubble:

:marseypunching:

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Dude they/them Just using one flairlock to cuck the guy that used three flarlocks TomfooleryButNewYear 7d ago #7550620

:marseysnek:

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Chahachaahane_Panchhee h/2/b :hackerparrot:

Saar, I am of good family! Saar, you can trust me redeem :mars!eyivorytower:

7d ago #7548815

UX issue.

The interface wasn't user tested enough.

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Coom they/them 7d ago #7548968

!chuds why is he so sad? :marseyweeping#:

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

Coom 7d ago #7548976

no h1b visas for cats

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Coom they/them X 7d ago #7548983

I'm going to say it

Infinite H1Bs for ALL CATS

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Redactor0 naori/oppa Darklands shill, do not engage Coom 7d ago #7549002

Well they got some skills that human women don't have. Like not FRICKING NAGGING YOU ALL OF THE TIME.

Take some notes b-words.

:#marseynotes:

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IVIayaelTheAnima I/We I’m 100% certain that at least half the mods do not have Faith or the Holy Spirit. Redactor0 7d ago #7549071

Cats be like

SAAR MY BOWL IS EMPTY DO THE NEEDFUL AND SCOOP THE DESIGNATED POOPING TRAY

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Redactor0 naori/oppa Darklands shill, do not engage IVIayaelTheAnima 7d ago #7549076

Also they're better at programming. :marseysmug2:

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IVIayaelTheAnima I/We I’m 100% certain that at least half the mods do not have Faith or the Holy Spirit. Redactor0 7d ago #7549081

Who would win?

A company of jeets programming

A cat walking across a keyboard

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Redactor0 naori/oppa Darklands shill, do not engage IVIayaelTheAnima 7d ago #7549113

Definitely the cat because it would get somebody to concentrate for 3 minutes. Then we pick up Sasha (who pretends she hates that, but let's be serious, she could get away if she wanted to). Then we we take her downstairs. What was all this about? She'd just nibbling on her dry food and wanted to be petted while she did.

Typical woman. It's all about attention for her. I'm glad I'm more sophisticated than that. I don't constantly spam cat emojis everywhere I can because I'm a more sophisticated life form.

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SaveUsNewYear Retvrn/2025 Uh-oh, these arent fireworks! :marseyunibombersaint:

IVIayaelTheAnima 7d ago #7550863

:#marseyemptybowl: saaaaaaaar?????

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1 Fetch/Beans (colonially know as xirabolt) Redactor0 7d ago #7549104

You see, my cat, he is most vocal on the subject of the cat food.

Where is the food?

When are you getting the food?

Why aren't you getting the food right now?

And so on

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Redactor0 naori/oppa Darklands shill, do not engage 1 7d ago #7549148

It's a heck of a lot easier to fix that problem than some foid who is mad at you about what you didn't post on social media and is screaming "I won't be your kept woman!"

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Toni cute/twink :marseyhissing:

Coom 7d ago #7549078

Sad? He looks pissed.

You neurodivergents.... :marseysigh:

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SlogGoblin they/them :marseygossipshock:

7d ago #7548963

This problem :marseytrolley: never :marseyladybugitsover: would :marseymid: have happened if the building didn't use windows :marseybsod: :marseyindignant: