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Protip: LinkedIn doesn't verify anything, put "Stanford CS" in your profile to meet future ex-husbands

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my classes are 95% male (stem), yet on linkedin I find the most gorgeous women I have ever seen in my life studying the same classes I am! where do they come from? anyone find an enduring and everlasting love on there?

also, i'm pretty sure there's some type of facial scanning system involved because it's not a coincidence linkedin keeps sending me emails to connect with women i'd never have a chance with. it's cruel and inhuman. and satanic.

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If you want to get him really hot and bothered, say something about "linked list" in your opening message. idk wtf it is but it's like a day planner for rich nerds or sth @tempest loves them

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beware jimie

ur in for a scare...

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All roads lead to :marseynull:

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trans girls write the cleanest code

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they rly dont, they tend to overcomplicate everything for no reason

good code is simple and straightforward

!codecels

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!cuteandvalid he's trying to take your programmer socks!

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Edging your cases rn

Simple is for people that can rely on complicated assumptions :marseyshapiro:

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speaking from experience?

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personal sample size: n=2

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Carp and ?

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good code is simple and straightforward

Proceeds to duplicate code constantly all over the rdrama codebase

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example of duplicated code?

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Someone needs to copy paste this into ChatGPT and ask for similar awards.

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wheres the duplication :marseyconfused2:

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Aevann is trans, CONFIRMED

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Aevann still has PTSD from the earlier coup attempt

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Still traumatized by those awful transb-word PRs?

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Not even  ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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i keep telling myself laziness is a virtue

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keep yourself safe

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another antifeature that aevann should have never implemented imo

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LinkedIn is an asylum that you voluntarily commit yourself to


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The ragebait posts are hilarious, same with the political posts where people fight with their real names.

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Pepe with a peepee:

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Consider this a reply to your other post cause I'm not loggin in to that shit

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:#gem:

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I tell my wife all the time that I use LinkedIn exclusively for a tinder replacement. Except all my prospects are Chinese spies, because I am important to national security interests. Everything is as it should be.

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Which is funny because LinkedIn uses Persona to verify identity. Which is to say, you send a live selfie and live photo of your government issued ID to Persona, including if applicable connecting to the NFC chip in your passport. Just so you can go on linkedin.

Let me just give all my personal information to a non-government third party, including my entire passport and a 3d scan of my frickin face. Surely they wouldn't leak 3 billion records like that other background check company last year.

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Lolwut? How many fake linkedin profiles did you make? I've never heard of this

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Just remember the average IQ for a FBI agent is about 110. And whatever he is I doubt carp's IQ is much higher than that. I don't think he's stupid. I just don't see him as being in position to make these haughty pronouncements. Realistically he's probably either some rich kid operating out of a basement or working from some manuals as a paid shill. But there are a lot of people he's deriding there that are as smart as he is.

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