How to get over a m-n lying to you

Death to men

How many pounds of makeup is she wearing?

Gross. All that effort and can't figure out lipstick

I was just smoking weed and gooning to a sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a shit ton of water and hold it my bladder for more pleasure while I was fricking my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (anal orgasm) a mixture of c*m and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you fricking not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, c*m, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my porn addiction before. I fricking hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.