Thanks to king paypig 
@The10thMan who came in with the 50,000 marseybucks donation to get this to happen. A crowd effort overshadowed by one man just being richer than everyone else on a day where VIX peaked above 40 is the most appropriate way for this to have gone down!
As for everyone else who was thanked in the fundraising thread, your contributions will not be forgotten 
@Redactor0, 
@LooNinja, 
@KawaiiFembee, 
@MayflyAlt-98, 
@Frank_Williams, 
@RustShill, 
@TheColonel, 
@holden_commodore and of course 
@not-dua-lipa
I thought about returning the marseycoins, but in the spirit of capitalism, there's nothing more appropriate for me to do than thank you all for taking on the role of SoftBank as I blow your money on a !slots35000
Toward further growth!
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Big money no whammies big money no whammies
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Dear faithful investors:
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Should have listened to me.
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Based
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!slots 2000
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Frick
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Lmao feels like a michael saylor micro strategy prediction
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!slots1000
who wants to invest in my oils?
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this website already has a financial services industry
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Also I've never jannied a hole before so give me sidebar images and Snappy quotes, I'll trawl through the Matt Levine archives looking for bangers.
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Snappy quote "this post makes subprime feel sublime"
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GREEN LINE MOST GO UP
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Not today lol
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They can fix you probabLLy
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I think Snappy has a developmental disability. We both have pride though in our condition so don't call him a r-slur because you shouldn't call r-slurred people the r-slur unless they're acting like r-slurred people.
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