Cheese and Cracker Selection for hosting friends :marseyblob:

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apparently you don't think your friends are worth more than 25% of a cheap tomato :marseysad:

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Pretty sure you'd need lasers to measure how thick those slices are. If a tomato is about 79 cents, I estimate each slice is about 2 cents of tomato. The guests should burn the place down.

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It was a tomato from a neighbours garden salted with kosher salt :(

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very pretty layout maam

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That's cute and all, BUT WHERE"S THE GOD DARN MEAT!?!?!

:#marseymad:

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I'm out of salami and pastrami rn

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Is that cat food :marseyinbread:

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>tfw you have two friends

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Wtf is on the bottom :marseyllama3: middle :marseyllama2: plate?

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Dark chocolate :marseyburrito:

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Is that for one person? you?

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Nah, a fews friends came over after work. This is just something to tide over with the drinks.

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What were the drinks? Wine I'm sure, but always curious what cocktails people drink.

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It was mead, white wine and new york sour, sazerac and irish coffee. Not too complicated to make quickly.

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Nice choices! The NY Sour is a great one. Every time I open a bottle of red I don't care for, I perk up realizing I have a lot of NY Sours (or San Francisco Sangaree) coming my way in the near future.

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10-4 good buddy heard ya loud and clear, I'll get that concrete mix to you as soon as I'm done eating my early bird special at Denny's - oh, I didn't see you there, little millennial. Little millennial b-word. I used to buy crappy quality cowtools, shirts, and ladies perfumes at Sears and now you killennials have killed them.

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