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NOOOO IT'S TOO DRY AND HAS NO FLAVOR :soycry:

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Why yes, I do enjoy cooked food

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This but unironically. We are not savages that eat raw meat and pretend to be civilized.

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I will eat your flesh rare, @SmallNips

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You can cook a steak well-done properly if you maximize maillard surface area. But if you're just gray-cooking it all the way through don't talk to me.

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Show me the steak with maximum surface area

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No, I made it up.

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Just order medium, and if the uppity chef makes it too rare you can send it back for maximum poorcel seethe

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>blood


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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I unironically like well done meat, don't @ at me.

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No you don't you just want to be "special" and go against the grain

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cope

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He's not going to date you.

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Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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Most r-slurred take on rdrama. Which puts it in the running for most r-slurred take world wide.

I'm kind of impressed :marseyclapping:

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That's not blood, its myoglobin

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There's nothing wrong with being a blood drinker :marseymad:

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Bloodmouth and proud!

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If you aren’t turning the entirety of the bulk of meat into beef jerky consistency then you’re doing it wrong :tongueout:

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I usually do my steaks well well done and then butterfly them, put bbq sauce and American cheese in the middle along with bread n butter pickle slices and eat it like a sammy

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What is butterfly them? Have you butterflown a steak once?

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Butterflying is when u cut it lengthwise, w/the knife parallel to the cutting board

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:#fatbrain::#marseychonker2:

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:#marseyhealthy:

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THERE IS A MIDDLE GROUND HERE. Rare and well done are both a waste of a good cut.

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sous-vide enables steak that's rarer than rare but not slimy like normal rare steak. Grillcels could never.

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Medium is the way.

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:#marseyropeyourself2:

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:#marseyropeyourself:

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>He didn’t take the eat the cow alive pill

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The only animal you can eat alive is fish, in my opinion.

It’s an experience unlike any other.

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Raw - true rare only way

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Tartare. :marseylickinglips:

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Weak b8

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Not bait just the truth

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If ur gonna brag abt how smart u are for liking burnt steak, at least learn how to spell

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why would you admit to enjoying a ruined steak. Next your going to tell us you slather it in ketchup

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ok redditor

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I slather it in that gravy ya'll burgers make. Its delicious. makes rareness of the steak almost irrelevant. It was my soulfood in burgerland

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Soaked in Mayonnaise and boiled on high for 3 hours

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:marseysquint: I'm on to your tricks...

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>well done steak

:#marseypuke:

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this is a normie meem opinion everyone regurgitates without every thinking about it. Like DRUMPF BAD

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Don’t deny my lived experience bro

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any steak is good steak when its dumped in that AUHMAZIN gravy it comes with

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i guess you have a point + asian beef dishes are always well done :marseythinkorino: You're allowed to eat beef?

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Yes but all we get here is buffalo beef, its not as good a cow beef tho. I've eaten good ones in burgerland, malay and Indonesia

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Me after exclusively eating well done steaks

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how come you ended up here then?

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Im here to spread my knowledge to those who haven't been fortunate enough to realize the truth

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:#marseykingcrown:

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The bigger the brain the more it can be damaged

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