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Ayy_Cuckramba they/them God hates white people, straight “people” and especially r*ssians:marseyflagestonia:  1yr ago (image post) 379 thread views #143815

In honor of our indian friends, I made chicken tikka masala with homemade naan tonight:marseylove:

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My flat smells like shit, but it’s pretty good. I’m also eating it with my hands and the bread as is tradition:marseytunaktunak:

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looks good :marseythumbsup:

My flat smells like shit

lol dont tell /r/singapore or they'll call you racist

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Holy shit I went outside to take the trash out and you can get a whiff on it in the hallway too.

I’d murder my neighbours if they cooked this every day:marseywtf2:

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LOL and /r/singapore chimps out whenever a :marseytunaktunak: complains about landlords not renting to them

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Ethnic food stank is the ultimate flex, microwaving fish in the office break room can't compete.

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nooooooooo flavorful food with an actual scent is a human rights violation against my nose noooooooooo only food after the 20th century with zero aromas counts as real food noooooooo

Sure thing bug man. Hop in the pod too and complain about how all the selfish people live in actual houses when the time comes why don't ya.

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looks dry as frick and underseasoned what's wrong with you. Also your "naan" has pimples wtf

>white feet

that explains it, crackers shouldn't be allowed to touch ethnic food.

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>Spicecels still seething at herbchads

:#marseyxd:

This will never not be funny. Imma go have some fresh basil with other high quality fresh ingredients that don't require spice to cover up rotten scent.

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Westoids say shit like this, then proceed to travel across the world just to underseason their chicken slightly less.

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white feet

Feet? :marseyinvestigate:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841284683919418.webp

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lol they look more chappati/roti less naan. well good enough for the first try I guess

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Rude :marseyannoyed:

>white

You blind? I said commieblocks. I’m eastern european:afroblackjak: too.

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Are you balkanpartisan's alt, or are there two black soviets on rdrama.net?

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You can tell it's a disgusting westoid when they say that they houses stinks like shit after cooking some decent meal for once :marseysniff:

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where is the gravy/sauce neighbor?

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That's british food mate

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Lol that chicken content looks more like rara tbh. I barely ever eat the gravy so I guess it makes sense but I wonder if it'll affect the taste. :marseythinkorino:

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That's an incredible chicken to sauce ratio. I'm not complaining but is that like 2kg chicken?

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It was about 0.7kg.

I’m just bulking:marseycope:

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I can already smell my diarrhea, and it smells FANTASTIC!

:#marseyfingergoodjob:

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Indian food always looks like shit even when it’s good

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It's not supposed to look like this this is the sorriest attempt at chicken curry I have ever seen

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Doesn't look anything like my indian friend makes it :marseyhmm:

Also remember to only use one hand to eat as per tradition, as the other one is the hand used to wipe your butt (real sexy Indian dude :marseytunaktunak:lore)

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remember to only use one hand to eat as per tradition, as the other one is the hand used to wipe your butt

Multitaskers are they? Or is it just designated street food

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I’ve been thinking of using an Indian food meal prep / delivery service that just opened up near me. It’s like $75 to get like 7 containers (I think they’re pints, whatever the standard Indian food takeout size is) of Indian food and 20 rotis delivered per week. Sounds like a pretty good deal for having all my evening meals ready to go, but I’m not sure if I can handle all the diarrhea.

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I’m not sure if I can handle all the diarrhea.

just think of it as a diet program

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I’ve gotta try this in the instapot.

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Instachads never wait

It will stain the rubber ring, tho, good luck cleaning that to original, lop

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Oof that’s rough.

Yeah it’s great during soup szn.

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Spag bol stains the ring, disposable items anyway. Alibaba has them for about 1¢

Frozen chicken wings, 5 mins pressure, baste with bottle sauce and grill. Never run out of bbq food again

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Think they’d taste better on a smoker too?

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Well yeah but it's also time investment. Like I've got a little egg to smoke stuff in and it's wonderful but I CBA firing it up every weekend

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Oh yeah, but I'm talking all the proper bbq has gone and drunks are still hungry.

10 mins total to grilled bbq wings is pretty good

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Oh I gotcha now. Yeah I’ll have to do that when my buddies are over.

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Frozen wings in the freezer as a backup and you'll always be fed!

They'll think you are a proper pitmiester too, lol, it's so easy

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Oh good cooking with penny is back

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Your naan either looks too dry or too undercooked I am not sure. Did you butter it after?

Chicken tikka masala is a UK dish I believe so Idk what that is supposed to look like.

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Wdym butter?:marseyconfused:

It’s just flour, water, salt mixed together and cooked on a pancake pan.

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fml you don't have a naan oven

don't worry I don't either but that's why I only order naan.

Anyways once the naan is cooked you can apply butter to it to make it more flavorful

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That's the weirdest naan I've ever seen.

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Are you drinking that entire bottle of coke by yourself lmfao :marseychonker2:

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It was zero coke

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:#marseyinverted:

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