Drunk by the end so pics get progressively shittier.
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What was your favorite? Everything looks amazing
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Honestly the first 4 pics/dishes. Bc they all tasted genuinely unique and greater than the sum of their parts. Ive had everything else in some way or form so they don’t excite or surprise as much as simple ingredients being used in new ways.
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I did something similar, after 10 courses with wine pairings I was trashed
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In Austin? I usually go to a spot w a set menu every couple weeks, I hate picking dishes.
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yeah, i'll have the beer for the kitchen but bring it out here
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Prolly the only thing priced right on that menu too
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It was like $115 a person. My mom, sister, gf and I spent $1400ish at Hestia a few weeks ago.
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$75 wine?
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It normally pays for a few glasses worth, you know because it's a multi-course meal, sweaty.
You never been to a real restaurant, have you?
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Olive Garden is a real restaurant isn't it?
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I drink ~$200 Bottles semi-frequently
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My taste buds are probably just dead. Every time i have expensive wine that someone has, or suggests it just tastes like a cheap red blend with a tablespoon of random juice. The only beverage ive been able to tell the difference/think its worth has been whiskey.
Always just seems like a flex. But i used to smoke so
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Wine is one of the alcoholic drinks that has the worst return for spending more. $100 rum is way better than the $20 stuff, but wine? Nah.
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My brother works at a winery and dumped off like 8 bottles that are $180 msrp last time he visited. (He gets them half price)
I don't even really drink wine lol maybe once a month or 2 when I'm already buzzed. I prefer rum and dank beer tbh.
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You haven't killed your tastebuds from smoking years ago. It restores itself, and "smoking affecting taste" is cope science for non-smokers and quitters.
If I have too much of 'one thing,' I get bored of it. Much like spices and herbs, can't keep using the same combination because the brain adjusts to it.
Then again with wine, I've had this 20-year-old bottle that was originally $50, and it was fricking amazing. Never had anything like it. I've also had >$100 bottles that were just as good as $20 bottle wines. A lot of it's a scam.
Really low marginal benefit for insanely high marginal cost past $20-40.
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Where’s the food?
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Holy shit I miss restaurants so much. Lots of advantages being a ruralcel but my god they have zero food style and only want fast food around them. I would kill for something like this. I miss that shit so much.
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eh, I've experienced both sides now. The house I am in would be easily like $1.5 million in a little city, so I have a really nice house for way less. The people are nicer and no traffic other than busses during school hours. Everything is cheaper too. Downside is restaurants like the above aren't a thing, and I sometimes go looking for anything service related and it's a tough find. Also, people have no business sense and play on the "good ol' boy" thing and really they have no idea what they are doing and you can't trust them.
Good and bad at every place really.
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I love where im at, far enough outside the city, but still close enough to be surrounded by farm to table restaurants. Unfortunately, you have to schedule weeks in advanced for most of them as they dont do drop ins.
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Lucky you. I'd say I probably have to drive 45-60 mins to get anything near good, and I'd say it's like 3-4 star quality not 5. Probably 1.5 hours for 5 stars.
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The trick is the live somewhere rural that also has super lax cottage food laws. Don't worry officer! We are having a potluck
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This is mold
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Where’s the chicken nuggies on the menu?
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My butt!
What were the "garden puffs?" The moldy biscuits in the 2nd pic?
And how was the aged tartare? Never had it aged before (which is weird because it doesn't seem like it can be tartare if it's aged....).
3rd pic looks like froo-froo shit on a rice-crispy fajita, all sitting on top of dog food.
The meat dishes look tasty, but I've gotten tired of fancy restaurants and their high prices for kinda good quality.
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What's a garden puff?
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Second pic
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What is it tho
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how much did you tip for all that?
lol
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0 bc skin color obviously
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Cracker behavior
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Poor comment. I asked my gf “wanna get taco bell or choose something else” and she chose this.
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The rich don't eat somewhere you can choose on a whim
Rating adjusted to cracker foid behavior since you also took pics of it all
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Poor
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Your gf sucks
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I did this an hour ago. I was horny and started to masturbate. I wanted to get off to scat so I went on here and a couple of other sites. About half way through I felt something knocking on my hole. I farted but I knew I had some shit in the tube. I read a post about mixing poop with food and someone said ice cream. I came thinking about that.
About 10 minutes later and I said frick it and decided to try it. Went to the kitchen made myself a brown of ice cream and grabbed a cup.
went back to my room and put the bowl under my hole and started pushing. I used the cup to collect my piss. It was getting full so I put my peepee in the piss to fill it, it started to over flow so I stopped, put the cup to the side, spilling some piss over my hand and leg. I started pissing all over my hand while pushing out my shit.i pushed out all of it and used my pissy hand as tp.
I poured a little piss from the cup into the bowl to make a nasty slurry. The shit was soft chunks, not my favorite but I didn't care. I put a small piece on the spoon and scooped some ice cream so it was hiding it a little bit. I looked at at the pissy, shitty cream for a minute and put it in my mouth. I started to chew it and swallowed. I didn't taste the shit but I knew it was there. I got so hard I did it again. This time there was less ice cream and I swallowed the cream and left some shit behind so I tasted more of it. I came into the bowl. But post nut clarity got me and I went to take a shower and brush my teeth.
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That was the dessert course, Snapps
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I fricking hate when establishments do this shit. I like to compare prices with other places...
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Beet with yellowtail? Maybe radish I’d you need color, the acid profile is poor
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Pureed golden beet is pretty great
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I dunno, overpowers the filet. And acid profile breaks it down to quickly
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takeaway peanut butter cookies
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look at mister FANCY PANTS with yer
tasting menu 
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wine pairing 
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I didn’tget the wine pairing, opted for cocktails. Come to town and I’ll dine you coned
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Wow, I admire your courage! I could never publicly admit to dining somewhere this cheap :)
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That food looks dumb
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fine dining is gross
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Thats not fine dining lmfaoo. Jesus christ get a real job.
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cope with your 3 bites of sickening food.
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Looks nice
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I ate there last time I was in Austin. Thought it was pretty great. I'll probably be back there this summer at some point, I might ask you for some suggestions.
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I live there and have publicly said so. Ive also said where I work many times lmao.
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I actually am gonna move in 2 months to Dallas for my GF’s new job. But ya not gonna miss austin that much regardless of the dozens of college bros ai have here. Lots of finance bros moved to Dallas and aim tryna move out of tech and into finance too.
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