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POV: you decided to eat your placenta

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The placenta is a fascinating part of the body. I think scientists think that a virus introduced the original placenta because of how strange it is. It's the thing that allows for mammals to have live birth, IIRC, without it the immune system would instakill the fetus

(because the fetus has different DNA) so you'd have to have a shell around it. It's pretty neat how it do dat!

that said I have no idea why someone would eat it. can someone ping biofoids and ask how it tastes? I thought women ate it raw

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do you really think anyone here has tasted placenta ?

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:marseyshrug: I've heard about women doing it

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I've only seen people grind it up and put it in capsules

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Ive only seen that too, but only in a video on this website. People be wierd

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pizzashill, it's free food

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found this free placenta on this dead homeless person, she was only dead for a few hours so it was still good. What a steal!

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>on this dead homeless person that I killed

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Pizzachad arc incoming

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:#marseykyle:

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PizzaBateman but he's striding into the warehouse wearing the company-provided 100% poly polo instead of a wool suit :#marseyxd:

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Oh c’mon :marseyno:

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A/giphy.webp

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:marseyxd:

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theres at least one

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I can totally see it

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any biofoids want to send me theirs to investigate? :marseywink:

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Seriously. rdrama bitches got abortion punch cards.

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Placentas have evolved independently several times, from mammals and marsupials to reptiles and fish https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1076018 :marseynerd2:

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the wolrd cant be 6000 years old bc evokution is true

uhh placentas can evolve independtly

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Yeah, it’s definitely a virus and definitely not designed by a creator. :marseyeyeroll:

Scientists really gotta go through some complex mental gymnastics to deny creation.

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Why did God put finger bones in whale flippers?

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Why bother designing a new skeleton when you can just stretch the same one for a whole class of animals?

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Why the frick is my all powerful and knowing God getting tired and lazy all the time. Tired of His shit tbh. Butthole didn't have to rest on the 7th day he just hates us.

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idk maybe making some millions of species by hand and having to think of unique shit for each is bit tiring

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Satan did that to confuse believers

Did YOU fall for Satan's tricks, b-word?

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Why did God gave me a pro-state if he knew I'm a libertarian?

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Because the interoperability will allow genetic engineering researchers to copy traits from one organism to another. That's why. :marseyfursonatext:

God loves :marseyandjesus: furries confirmed

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I think aliens come over once in a while and modify some existing animals with genetic engineering to see how things work out. That's how all the weird evolutionary jumps like reproductive systems changing wholly occurs. If current human elite are alien it'd follow they are probably trying to engineer the next dominant type on Earth, something they'll make us create perhaps.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1689365936011864.webp

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it's a fricking WW thing i seen fundies do it they think it helps ur body reabsorb(?) protein n vitamins n shit

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Yeah she's an evangelical. The kid is mixed though

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:cryingatcuteness: lil babby

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Bby is cute, but I don't like the way her mom is using her for tradwife content farming

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True, anyone who posts their children for profit or fame deserves neither, and should lose their child

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god, imagine being this little languageless thing and your mom is a person that eats placenta.

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Bc animals do it since they probably need that stuff potentially or are cleaning the baby


Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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I used to be anti-placenta eating but I saw a woman describe it as one of the only times you can eat human and my mind has been changed. If I happen to give birth to a child I will be eating the placenta raw and hopefully only a few minutes after it has passed. Like nature intended, human sashimi.

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The tenderest cut of long pork.

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how does a virus cause that to happen? Fricks with the DNA or something?

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idk! that's just what I heard

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Yeah? Well you heard wrong :sco#ot:

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Okay :(

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Viruses reproduce by one of two methods (and sometimes both) - lysogenic and lytic. A lytic reproduction cycle means the virus injects its RNA into the host cell to utilize its metabolic processes and that viral DNA is blended with the DNA of the host cell, so every time the host cell replicates, the viral DNA is, too. We have a whole bunch of archaic viral remnants in our cells, inherited from the very distant past, and now COVID is a part of that genetic tapistry we all carry, which is pretty weird.

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Viruses reproduce by raping cells. :chudsmug:

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It's the same idea of viruses causing HIV in people. Most of the time it’s probably bad if it gets in your DNA but in some cases it could be beneficial and help your survival, like in the case with the placenta

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You're thinking of retroviruses I think

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I have no idea why someone would eat it.

Lots of animals eat theirs, but my dog also eats her own shit, so I'm not sure we need to be out here modeling our lives on "nature".

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Nothing wrong with eating your own shit. That's how @grizzly survives long winters

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that's gross, it's too early to see this in my notifs here :marseydownvote:

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Good morning :marseytea:

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Thank you :marseyhearts: I hope you have a good morning :marseycoffee: too :marseyxoxo::marseygoodnight:

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