Also did a blue cheese and bacon salad with a simple red wine vinagerette, some roastie potatoes, and smoked sweet corn salad with a cilantro lime dressing
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Smoked some Wagyu Beef ribs yesterday
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The smoker with a red butt dog in the background.
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Okie Joes offset.
I used kiln dried hickory for most of the smoke, then finished with pecan.
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One of the luxuries of living
in the heartland is the vast amounts of wild game they are privy to. Can't wait to see what you smoke 
next.
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Bought a whole skinned gator this evening.
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Are you going
to smoke 
the head too?
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Yeah. Smoking the whole b-word.
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Awesome.
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A pole smoker
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You will never be an Egyptian.
You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “viziers” laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.
Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a scientists. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
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Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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y'all wuz peepeewashers
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Is that tile or stamped concrete?
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Tile.
Need to power wash it but it's been raining 3 times a week for the past couple weeks and it floods a little every time.
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while it looks delicious that time, money, and effort would have been better used on pork ribs. also fake wagyu
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No, it wasn't legit Jap A-5 wagyu, you're right. It was still better marbled than the prime racks they had
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that shits crap anyway, more fat than meat
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I did an A-5 prime rib for new years that was really good.
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im sure it was bomb af lol its just a sour grapes thing
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Is there an advantage to using wagyu ribs for smoking? I've always just used random cheap rib racks (from the
butcher though so it's always fresh and with extra animal suffering 
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Probably not as much as the difference between a wagyu and choice ribeye. But I do think the extra marbling does add some flavor.
At any rate, the racks I bought this time were only like $25/ea. not dirt cheap, but certainly not insanely expensive.
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Maybe just to dab on the poors? Can't think of another reason if you are smoking.
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They were actually the only back ribs I could find at HEB the day I went. But I rarely miss an opportunity to assert my dominance over the poors anyway.
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Looks awesome, great color
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stupidest shit I've ever heard. wagyu is 90% fat
oh wait, you got that burger wagyu
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