So this guy is fed up with Chipotle portions and calls for a review bomb on the app store, getting over 1 million views
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNjJ6L/
This protest gets amplified massively when a popular influencer named Keith Lee gets over 15 million views on a lengthy video pooping on Chipotle and basically claiming they fell off
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNksNy/
Our protest guy ups the ante big time by telling people to go in, place an order, and walk out if the portions aren't big enough
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKLomAx/
Content creators seize the opportunity for engagement and start walking out on orders regardless of whether the portions are good or not
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNBgV7/
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNkGv8/
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNeo6Q/
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNkvdV/
^This last guy even admits his portion was fine
There are more videos but gauc is extra so you'll have to go look them up yourself
Currently Chipotle is sitting at a 4.5 on the Apple Store and 4.4 on Google Play
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Idk I've yet to eat at chipotle's without getting furious blood diarrhea the day after.
I think they should work on that first.
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In their defense, it's not their fault you have stomach cancer
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Your digestive flora is weak
Try traveling overseas
Either you'll become strong or you'll shit yourself to death so win-win
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Chipotle was admittedly a deal as a college student. All 1200 calories in one shot for like $6? Plus a free soda as a treat?
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That's not that good of a deal, but then, college students are financially r-slurred.
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Best bang for buck is raw sugar
Real men know that the best way to be on that grind is to eat 2000 kcal of sugar and wash it down with river water (free)
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