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was it after his vasectomy
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Chastity cage shrinking therapy
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I'd honor kill any foid who tried serving this to me
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Allah help me if a foid made me dino nuggies I'd beat her head in with my shoe.
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I used to bring you nuggies and ketchup while you played WoW and you loved it.
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!metashit !friendsofpizzashill new lore
pizza loves nuggies
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lol,
@pizzashill, that's so sad.
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!metashit, I made pshilly so mad, he banned me!
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at least he gets laid and has a job and leaves
his house 
and didnt 
spend a decade in prison 
for falling 
for the most obvious 
fed bait ever
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qrd??
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No way he never even upmarseys let alone use the features
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What adult puts ketchup on nuggets
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Plum sauce or
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curry sauce rocks for nuggets
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Lmfao, you eat expired meat and dino nuggets is where you draw the line?
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I don't know who that ugly thing is.
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what the frick is that, is he a goat?
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Don't get me wrong, they're fire. But you still can't act like you're better than any other beaded chicken cause you're shaped like a t-Rex. Every time someone eats dino nuggets they have to tell everyone about it. The effects that dino chicken nuggets have on people are rarely for the greater good.
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He should kill her fr fr
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I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought the wife has had it with this
and decided to just poison him
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Yeah, I can understand if she is finally fed up and decided"my allegedly grown adult husband eats like a four year old, okay then I'll give him his darn dino nuggies with a pile of dry lettuce, see how he likes it then!"
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That's a well balanced and healthy meal.
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I don't think you're any better at recognizing iceberg than Titanic's crew.
That lettuce is romaine.
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is it sysco romaine
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When I worked in a restaurant, we got everything except produce from Sysco.
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Do ur employees have illicit relationships with the aramark truck drivers like some sort of fricked up corporate romeo and juliet???
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Our relationship is beautiful, not illicit.
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food isn't the only thing this guy serves
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Salads suck butt and this one is particularly disgusting, paired with chicken nuggets made from ground up chicken cut offs. Why do redditors have such terrible taste, literally, in everything?
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Chicken nuggets, okay. Even if they're shaped like kids' meals, you do you. A healthy salad as the option to offset the nuggets is a good idea, but what the heck is that sad pile of lawn clippings? Way too much lettuce accompanied only by cheese - where are the rest of the salad vegetables and the dressing? Fast food salad burger is unironically better than this.
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This literally looks like plain lettuce, which imo doesn't count as a salad.
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houellebecq doxx?
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No, Aisha actually helps in the kitchen and gets non-slop dinners.
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that steak and asparagus
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Zero cooking skill is fricking required fot that 'meal'. You just heat up the fricking tendies and chop the fricking cabbage
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I think it's a Ceasar salad, but what a shit picture
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Reddit has real societal value here. This isn't just horsing around online, the internet is life and these communities matter.
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Let me guess, they were out of regular chicken for their chicken Caesar salad?
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That's not even a Caesar salad, though. Or if that passes as one, there is something gone wrong with the world. "Pile of lettuce and some cheese on top" is not a Caesar salad.
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