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peepeehands drink/drunk good morning  21d ago (reddit.com) 462 thread views #297848

My wife made me dinner. Complete with a parade of Dino nuggies.

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>mfw no reddit wifey to make me iceberg lettuce and dino nuggie dinner
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was it after his vasectomy :marseyspermgenocide:































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I'd honor kill any foid who tried serving this to me































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Allah help me if a foid made me dino nuggies I'd beat her head in with my shoe.































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I used to bring you nuggies and ketchup while you played WoW and you loved it.































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!metashit !friendsofpizzashill new lore :marseyopera:
pizza loves nuggies :marseyexcited:































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:#marseypizzashill: :!#marseyrofl:
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!metashit, I made pshilly so mad, he banned me!
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@pizzashill is a typical pathetic beta male misogincel loser, lashing out with impotent rage in the most passive-aggressive ways that he possibly can (from behind a computer screen) while crying himself to sleep every night because women rightfully see him as Elliot Rodger without the good looks or money. :marseyelliotrodger2:
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at least he gets laid and has a job and leaves :marseyautumn2: his house :marseyvampiremerchant: and didnt :marseyfingerwords: spend a decade in prison :marseytrumpmugshot: for falling :marseysheercliff: for the most obvious :marseyoctopus4: fed bait ever
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No way he never even upmarseys let alone use the features :marseyxd:































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What adult puts ketchup on nuggets































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Plum sauce or :marseykys2:































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curry sauce rocks for nuggets :marseylickinglips:
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Lmfao, you eat expired meat and dino nuggets is where you draw the line?































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:ashbiemoon2: would serve this. Would you kill her?































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I don't know who that ugly thing is.































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what the frick is that, is he a goat? :marseyblackphillip:































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Don't get me wrong, they're fire. But you still can't act like you're better than any other beaded chicken cause you're shaped like a t-Rex. Every time someone eats dino nuggets they have to tell everyone about it. The effects that dino chicken nuggets have on people are rarely for the greater good.































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:hysterical: I AM AN ADULT BUT ALSO WHIMSICALY CHILDISH































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>stupid b-word wife won't even make him proper tendies
He should kill her fr fr































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:marseycringe: Not sure if the wife laced the lettuce with poison or something. This seems terribly unappetizing, bland as frick let alone filling in any way.































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I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought the wife has had it with this :marseyautismchonker: and decided to just poison him































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Yeah, I can understand if she is finally fed up and decided"my allegedly grown adult husband eats like a four year old, okay then I'll give him his darn dino nuggies with a pile of dry lettuce, see how he likes it then!"































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That's a well balanced and healthy meal.































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iceberg lettuce
I don't think you're any better at recognizing iceberg than Titanic's crew.
That lettuce is romaine.































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is it sysco romaine































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When I worked in a restaurant, we got everything except produce from Sysco. :marseyshrug:































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Do ur employees have illicit relationships with the aramark truck drivers like some sort of fricked up corporate romeo and juliet???































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Our relationship is beautiful, not illicit. :marseyindignant:































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food isn't the only thing this guy serves :marseywaiter:































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Salads suck butt and this one is particularly disgusting, paired with chicken nuggets made from ground up chicken cut offs. Why do redditors have such terrible taste, literally, in everything?































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Why do redditors have such terrible taste, literally, in everything?
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Chicken nuggets, okay. Even if they're shaped like kids' meals, you do you. A healthy salad as the option to offset the nuggets is a good idea, but what the heck is that sad pile of lawn clippings? Way too much lettuce accompanied only by cheese - where are the rest of the salad vegetables and the dressing? Fast food salad burger is unironically better than this.































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This literally looks like plain lettuce, which imo doesn't count as a salad.































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No, Aisha actually helps in the kitchen and gets non-slop dinners.
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that steak and asparagus
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Zero cooking skill is fricking required fot that 'meal'. You just heat up the fricking tendies and chop the fricking cabbage :marseypathetic:































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I think it's a Ceasar salad, but what a shit picture































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Reddit has real societal value here. This isn't just horsing around online, the internet is life and these communities matter.
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Let me guess, they were out of regular chicken for their chicken Caesar salad?































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That's not even a Caesar salad, though. Or if that passes as one, there is something gone wrong with the world. "Pile of lettuce and some cheese on top" is not a Caesar salad.































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