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JoyceCarolOates
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MY KITTY IS POINTED AT THE WORLD
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- DickButtKiss : some frickin rich Jew dentist in my neibhorhood gave me a bunch of cooked spaghetti noodles once
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anything Reese's
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What's your favorite type of Reese's?
(I personally love eating frozen/chilled caramels one...or the freaking Outrageous bars because they're just that decadent lol)
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Witherspoon
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Fast break is my favorite but cups, take 5, sticks, etc. are all good too
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Fastbreak or take 5. Probably take 5, that salty pretzel
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i was telling juju this earlier but the reese's thins white chocolate ones are fricking king
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Why's there a hair in your cookie???
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Are you sure that's a cookie? It looks like it's breaded, maybe a nuggie of some kind?
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I don't think human hair can survive a deep fryer , hence why it must be a cookie
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Probably baked, no one deep fries nuggies at home. More likely he dropped it on the floor and it picked up a pube.
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the hair is coming from inside the object though,
no way you can drop a nuggie and that happens.
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It's unclear if it's from inside or from the backside.
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The bits remaining on the single hair are skewered by the follicle.
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Hmm. Hadn't noticed that. Maybe you're right about being baked in.
But could just be a coom encrusted pube that it fell on.
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You know how Grandma makes her cookies with love in every bite?
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If you relax your eyes and view around it, the outline looks like the merchant hands. I think I need to log off...
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The cherry and lemon nerds were
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I got a big bag of GHOULISH GREEN twix and snickers containing an unspecified green substance
I'm eating all the twix tho those little neighbors tomorrow can have the leftover snickers
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Mmm. Shrek c*m Snickers
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These would be delicious if the nougat was actually pistachio flavored
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Whoppers.
They somehow removed all the moisture from spoiled milk, shaped it into a sphere, and covered it in chocolate.
It's the nectar of the gods.
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!leafs mutts
really 
get burgers 
for Halloween 
treats 
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I WISH
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FEASTABLES
!zoomers
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For me, it's chick tracts
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Why does Jack keep putting sound effects in thought bubbles?!
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Korea does strange things to a man.
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I love that Jack Chick thinks slasher movies are documentaries.
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3 people were killed in the making of this comment (none of them believed in Jesus)
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Someone actually handed one to me a few months ago and it was awesome
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I'm legitimately amazed that they still have their adherents. They felt outdated and silly when I was a kid.
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Jack chick was outdated the moment he put his pen to the paper. The man was legitimately insane.
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The man would be a goldmine for reaction images if they were higher res.
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13? that's way too many people to safely fit into a cabin of that size, i am going to have to alert the fire marshal
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They weren't fully intact when they were all in the cabin.
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Thank you, Joyce. VERY cool
I went from reading you title
to reading your content
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The mini Snickers were the best.
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these frick so hard actually
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Hwy wait a minute. These are all loser candy. Like in that episode in the hit animated series Twin Peaks:The Animated Series but with less incest.
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the pumkin things are just better candycorns
but candycore is iconic so idk
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you can put candy corns in rice krispy treats and snack mixes but you cant put the pumpkins in snack mixes theyre too fricking big
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The pumpkin things are iconic too
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Wypipo
flesh 
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Did you deliberately pick all the ones that are butt?
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Those marshmallow pumpkincorns clear easily
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I'm getting carpal tunnel from putting all these razor blades into candy bars this week. Work work work.
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Thank you for your service
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Dafvq is that
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For real though raisins are actaully so fricking good, sometimes I'll buy a small tub of them and those will be my only calories for the day
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That's a nice roundup of all the bullshit treats one could get but left out one of the classics: Pennies! Frickin' pennies. Maybe one, maybe a few. But I did grow up in a neighborhood with a lot of
so maybe this isn't a universal experience.
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Also old purse candy
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Lol I had those, toothbrushes, cheap plastic toys, and black licorice but I didn't want to make the ballot too long
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edit: I'm remembering plastic spider rings too, but those were cool at least.
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I have been programmed to only like the tips of candy corn even though each layer is the same ingredient-wise.
I love the peanut butter taffy because they usually had the steepest discount and were in abundance for post-halloween candy sales.
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Where's the drugs and razor blades option?
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That's the homemade goodies.
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I've never had a popcorn ball but I want to try one
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They taste like kettle corn
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