Translated this list written by r-slurred food snobs into plain english of each US State's "signature foods" , enjoy!

Oregonian rizz up

He's the guy that got caught with crack and hookers, right?

Marion berries are a scam invented at OSU (Sco Beavs) to trick Oregonians into buying blackberries they could get for free in empty lots.

What kind of Berries would Marion Barry eat?

!pnw

Marionberry sneed em or feed em?

Why is it so dry? Why not combine the minced beef with the sauce?

The pork tenderloin is Iowa's actual state food but Indiana likes to pretend it is actually theirs for some reason. Also a maid-rite (that's what the loose meat sandwich is called) is usually cooked in vegetable broth, onion and garlic to give it some flavor and juice. I agree that they're not that great tho.

This looks like a school lunch post Michelle Obama

Can any Iowans tell me what makes this different from a Sloppy Joe (which are good btw)?

There was a place that did this in my college town. It was often talked about for some reason, and people were really sad when it shut down (I guess) because it was the only place that made that in our state, but neither I nor any of my friends ever ate there even once. One of our bars downtown had a Tuesday night special that was 2 sloppy joes and a plate of fries for 2 bucks. I wasn't going to drive across town to eat the version of the same sandwich that doesn't even have any fricking sauce on it.

Click the link lol, I didn't write the list

TIL fish and cows are goyslop

!eurochads

I'm sorry we're not eating birds nest soup and tortured birds like cute twinks like you do.

>brisket

>goyslop

Yes I would much rather have some fermented cabbage and meat sandwiches made by dirty Arab hands

Some of it looks good though. I know it's just fast food but I'd eat it

id eat most of them tbh

Ok that name is hilarious for it, though

Have to wonder about countrymen who willingly eat a dish called spotted peepee

Stargazey pie isn't a real thing that literally anyone eats except in one small town as a gimmick on a particular day, where it exists more as a joke food than a real dish. More Americans have heard of the darn thing from stupid jokes about bad British food than British people even have. You showed this to a Londoner and they'd ask you what the frick you were talking about (in whatever language pakistanis use ofc)

Destroys the ops list.

Coneys are good if you're incredibly hung over, but yeah they're really only Detroit and Lansing, the real Michigan food are pasties or paczskis.

coneys are better than your hot dogs and you know it when generalissimo whitmer and the people of michigan get done burning ohio to the ground and setting every man woman and child of that godless state to the sword you are next

I think pizza puffs should be part of the conversation

>confusing title but quality poster who doesn't post a ton, curiosity piqued

See this is why I'll never be one of your favorites. I just post anything I find mildly amusing and occasionally rdrama decides if I've done something funny for once.

Also the BuzzFeed thing is very normie bisexual white woman coded.

Sounds like a dogs name