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Translated this list written by r-slurred food snobs into plain english of each US State's "signature foods" :marseyairquotes:, enjoy! :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseyburger:

https://chefstandards.com/each-states-signature-food/

Which ones :marseywould: you eat? :marseyscooter: Be honest :marseysurejan:

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He's the guy that got caught with crack and hookers, right?

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Are you thinking of Rob Ford? WTF are you talking about

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Rob Ford's mentor

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>Rob Ford

>fat

>white

>repeatedly caught doing crack with black hookers

>Precursor to all modern day drama mayors

God I miss that BIPOC

Rest in Power Robert Ford :marseykneel:

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Dont forget

>still managed to be ridiculously fat on crack

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Had to look it up just to make sure:

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very similar looking people

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Holy shit, I always thought obese crackheads were mythical cryptids like leprechauns or unicorns :shyyt:

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You never heard of chris fatley?

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Chris Farley would have been the perfect casting choice for a Rob Ford biopic.

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he would slayed it lmao

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Physiognomy NEVER MISSES

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I'm using this as an excuse to post a great Rob Ford photo.

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Look how happy he is!

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What they don't tell you about crack is that it's really really good.

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UGH RICH WHITE POLITICIAN, PROBABLY THINKING ABOUT KICKING THE SKULLS OF BROWN BABIES

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:marseyemojilaugh: Oregonian rizz up

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Marion berries are a scam invented at OSU (Sco Beavs) to trick Oregonians into buying blackberries they could get for free in empty lots.

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agreed, I fricking hate blackberries/marionberries, I once did a missing persons search through like many acres of like 6 feet high blackberry/marionberry bushes that stuck the shit out of me through like 2 pairs of Carhartt overalls and leather over jean double jackets :marseybleeding:

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Blackberries can get annoying but here in California if it's got leaves of three it's either them or poison oak and I would much rather deal with some thorns than the alternative.

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Should have eaten your way through it. Like a fat girl in a male sauna.

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What the frick even is that simile?

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It's a traditional Finnish idiom I'm pretty sure, right?

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wow we have this in texer too :marseyembrace: except theyr called dewberries

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Didja find em tho? :marseypopcorntime:

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He was the missing person :marseywink:

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:marseyxd:

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You did get lost. We know :marsey57:

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yeh the dog team did eventually, code black :[

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What kind of Berries would Marion Barry eat?

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Dingleberries

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I was thinking these berries:

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!pnw

Marionberry sneed em or feed em?

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