So I am in India, we don't have beef on our menus 99% of the time, so instead of a bic Mac we have this alternative burger with two chicken patties instead called the Chicken Maharaja Mac.
Now as per what I read about Trump's diet, one of the meals in his day is 2 Big Macs, 2 Fish Fillet burgers, and 1 large chocolate shake.
So using the Indian Mcdonald's menu what I ordered instead was 2 Chicken Maharaja Macs, 2 Double filet o fish burgers, and 1 large fries ( I didn't feel like having a shake ).
The order arrived to my place within 30 minutes time and I decided to try it out. I ate the fries within two to five minutes and honestly they tasted kinda trash. Either my taste buds have developed further or Mcdonalds fries have gotten worse over time. Just didn't do it for me.
Then I jumped into the Double filet o fish burgers and let me tell ya the McDonalds Fish is too mild and it is like there is no soul in it. Honestly I think whatever preservation method Mcdonalds has for their meats just doesn't work right for the fish and the fish just tastes a little off no matter what. It is like this strange mild tasteless but precise fishy taste thing that brings no joy and I wouldn't really recommend not because it is bad but because it is not good. Like it is just there.
If you have tried fish fingers then Mcdonalds Fish fillet is like fish fingers but without any of the crispiness and the soft part has gotten even milder.
After the two double filet o fish burgers I tried the chicken maharaja mac, and let me tell ya. Heavy. Heavy and when I was done I didn't have the power to go for another Maharaja Mac burger. Chicken Maharaja Mac burgers have this very unique aftertaste that you will not find in any other burger and I have zero clue what that aftertaste is of exactly but you want more the first 20-25 years of your life. McDonalds Maharaja Mac is like this strange super processed patty which you know is supposed to be chicken but just eating it won't really tell you that it is chicken. It is good by the way. It is just that Mcdonald's Maharaja Mac tastes like the chicken is actually something Chicken adjacent. Like eating a patty of almost chicken. It is hard to explain. Like trying to explain the different between a coke and a pepsi, but the difference is no longer that Pepsi feels more watered down.
So in total I could consume 1 large fries, 2 double filet o fish, and 1 Maharaja Mac before I couldn't go any further. Trump has the equivalent of what I had ordered but couldn't finish for ONE meal as per the reports.
For additional context I am 5'8 and Trump is 6 feet 3 inches tall so let us assume he can eat twice as much as me in a day.
On the other hand I am not yet 30 and Trump is 78 years old so there is zero reason he should be able to handle the kind of food he is consuming except for some miracle of science or superhuman genetics keeping him alive and turning pure slop into pure nutrients.
Having tried his diet for one day. I can confirm that if he really is eating what he says he is eating, then he has superior genes to all of us and might unironically be one of the most advanced and powerful genelines on the planet today.
I kneel to Trump's power levels to survive on a diet that would kill me within a month. 
My rating of Trump's Mcdonald's diet:
1/10 it will 100% kill any other normal human being.
In terms of flavor 3/10 because I cannot imagine anyone enjoying eating this slop for more than two times a week at those quantities.
Individual items:
1) Large fries - 2/10 too much salt fries not taste good enough.
2) Filet O Fish burger - 4/10 too flavorless and mild. No soul.
3) Chicken Maharaja Mac - 8/10 but when combined with other foods from Mcdonald's it falls to 5/10 because you are too full to enjoy the Maharaja Mac the way it is meant to be. Also very alien taste that you won't find in any other burger on the planet.
Cost of food + tip = 18.41 USD ( direct conversion from INR to USD using google ).
Holy frick you Americans really have no real food. Just food flavored addictions that ping the right parts of the brain to consume more shitty slop.
Trump is the true representation of what a President who matches with the American people would look like and end up being.
Like an r-slured Ubermensch. Still better than you but you can tell he is r-slurred for his power levels.
Conclusion:
Don't try the Trump diet if you want to die. He is clearly our biological superior unironically. He and Elon are similar in terms of being Ubermensch dumbasses.
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You laugh but his diet got him the support of Mayor McCheese and flipped McDonaldLand red
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he probably unironically eats much more healthy but claims this diet to get support from rural Americans
You don't win votes with salad
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That neighbor fat
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No my man donald definetly eats like this lmao
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If he was aiming for rural Americans he should've done the only eat butter diet instead
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I don't know whether this is a serious comment or satire.
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When I was growing up I was forced into trying impress my gf's southern parents by clearing my plate no matter how bad their cooking was as a sign of respect.
I forced myself to continuously clear plate as a sign of gratitude on thanksgiving so much that my gf somehow got pissed off at me afterwards only because I apparently drank too much milk (to help choke down the amount of her parents slop food they kept serving me up with... )
She said said afterwards "the respectful thing to do was to akctually
bring your OWN jug of milk to dinner if your going to drink that much milk."
ffs oh yeah sorry b-word I forgot to bring my own jug of milk
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Its over
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Ngmi
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It's usually the woman's job to bring her jugs of milk
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she sounds obnoxious i hope she was a good lay
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You should have then brought your own milk jug to every meeting with your in laws to display dominance.
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The preservatives and plastics keeps him alive longer. That weird longevity billionaire guy should stop drinking his son's blood and start consuming Maccas 3x a day
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It's mainly what poor people eat. Middle class go for at least KFC and Subway.
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Dude Subway isn't food it is just high quantities of cold filling in a large piece of mediocre bread that you spend an hour to chew through.
KFC strips bucket and burgers are alright but again now worth having every single day.
Holy frick capitalism really does take the quality of food to the lowest tolerable denominator.
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If your subway sandwich sucks it's because you're too r-slurred to figure out how to make it taste good.
KFC strips are horrible and they don't sell burgers.
You've clearly only eaten the shitty Indian versions of Subway and KFC.
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subway always tastes the same no matter
what you order, unless it's something 
radically different 
like a meatball sandwich.
I don't even know what it tastes like, the flavor
is incredibly mild but also distinctive. I just think 
of it as "subway flavor". The biggest difference 
between 
their sandwiches is usually the texture 
of the bread.
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Those are fighting words right there.
What? Yes they do.
Nice try regard but slops the same everywhere if the brand is the same.
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I am sneeding. You win.
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Middle class eat foreign food like Japanese, Thai, and so on
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I'm sure Trump loves McDonald's but is there any truth to this meme that he eats it literally every day other than a Daily Beast article citing "a source familiar with Trump's eating habits"?
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I doubt it's really every single day but it's believable it's multiple times a week
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I think Kamala Harris should have emphasized "I'm not fat" in her political messaging. When I realized she is a normal weight it changed my perspective on her.
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That doesn't sound very body positive to me
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I'm so body negative, if I meet a body positive there will be mutual annihilation.
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She's fat though isn't she, b-word? I'm too lazy to look up a fricking pic of her but in my head she's kinda chubby
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God I hope so. Eating slop every day just isn't humanly possible far as I can tell.
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What do they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in India?
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We don't have a quarter pounder on the menu.
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Weird. The fries are the only thing edible for me and you hate them.
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You are thinking of the fresh Mcdonalds fries, I am talking about the 30 minutes taken to deliver Mcdonalds fries.
You know what they say, the difference between heaven and heck is the difference between fresh and 10 minutes cold fries from Mcdonalds.
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I always thought you were some kind of slav so you had a horse in the whole ukro thing.
But you're just Indian? lol. lmao.
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Cool story bro.
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my condolences
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Cuck country.
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Kindness to animals starves the Amerifat.
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I recently got a DM telling me one of my posts have been posted on a site called Kiwifarms. I'm scared these people will continue to harass me. Is there anything I can do to stop this, it's depressing to live in a world where sites like this are still allowed to stay up. Maybe I could file some sort of copyright request.
Snapshots:
Trump has the equivalent of what I had ordered but couldn't finish for ONE meal as per the reports.:
ghostarchive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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