Self-sufficient redditor decides to make a loaf of squirrel deli meat 
https://old.reddit.com/r/badfoodporn/comments/1j23p23/sandwich_meat_fail/
I'm laughing inside at this abomination right now. So, I got this "Ham Maker" kit a couple of months ago but had this idea to use squirrel instead because it was hunting season. Today was finally the day to make my squirrel lunch meat. As you can see in the food processor and raw pack pics the beet juice gave it a nice pink color since I was going for a bologna like product. Well, the color didn't stick and I ended up with an 80's horror film main character look not disimilar from The Toxic Avenger.The product sort of did its job but the spring plate failed and allowed meat to spill over. It was also next to impossible to get all of the air bubbles out while packing it.
The taste is decent with a similar texture to a fancy uncured hot dog but the look is horrible.
Leave it to judgemental redditors to try to yuck someone's yum 
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/u/Physical-Rice730 should really take this project to /r/charcuterie. They'd help OP figure out how to make a proper squirrel terrine fit for a king.
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My cat eats squirrels, and he crunches the bones sometimes. It is his greatest desire.
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darn cat had half a squireel in the garage once made a freacking mess blood everywhere
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this is like the guy that made tacos out of his amputated foot
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Link?
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https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_own/
can't find uncensored pics because imgur is run by cute twinks but here's an article with censored ones https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/13/man-foot-amputated-served-friends-dinner-7628221/
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squirrel isn't terrible but it's also not great. i'll eat it if it's there but if there's any other options i'm skipping it.
turning squirrel in to sandwich meat sounds like the worst idea ever. it's gotta be fried and battered and fried to go from terrible to just ok.
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Squirrel gravy is fricking good
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I should not have read that while eating lunch
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@collectijism think @collectijism is gonna have tuna today
Trans lives matter
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a squirrel has barely any meat, like how many did he kill to harvest that much meat ?
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read the screenshots, BAKA! He killed 4 and had to add a little supplemental chicken
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reading is for nerds
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NOT ENOUGH
Pecan stealing little frickers
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WTF I literally posted this 3 days ago and didn't get any upmarseys this is racism
https://rdrama.net/post/346997/squirrel-in-a-blender-literally-and
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racism?
whats ur race bb i want to be racist towards u but need to know
thx
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My race is burger
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!goyslopenjoyers would
you try?
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No! This is fricking nuts!
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i feel like a holy bond with nature was desecrated by that man when he turned squirrels into lunch meat
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Squirrel has nowhere near enough fat for that to work well
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The color is off but the texture looks fine tbh
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WORSHIP AT THE ALTER AND GAZE UPON THE GLORY OF THE SQUIRREL MEAT CUBE
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Chipmunks stay winning
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sometimes there are glimpses into what Reddit used to be
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Mmm, squirrel cookies
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That looks pretty good
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Slut.
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