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Cheese salad from the hospital

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Feels like a middle finger from whoever came up with that. I'm not hiding the cheese, that's all there is.

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bipoc get that asian foid to wash you

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This will be my one regret on my death bed. They switch nurses every day, probably won't be Asian tomorrow. :marseyrain:

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:#marseybangfast:

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Of all the words of tongue and pen the worst are these: what might have been.

If Whittier had been alive in current year he would have wrote Maud Miller about this instead of peasant foids.

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Maybe 70 calories at most without dressing

You must be huge and they're trying to address that :mjlol:

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More like 10. I'm in the geriatric ward, it's what they give old people apparently.

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Food? In THIS economy? Look at Mr. Moneybags with his fancy greens over here. :marseyjerkoffsmile: Even got a whole frickin' cube of cheese with it too, keep yourself safe. :marseyfuckyou:

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go photosynthesize. :marseytangerinefeline:

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>Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go photosynthesize.

You'll be my next salad.

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Oooh yeah taste me big boy :#marseydatass: :#eggplantgag:

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:marseysweating: I hope it doesn't come with vinaigrette.

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Oh no, the bottle ruptured!

:#marseycumplosion:

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You have to eat light while you're being treated for Gay Bowel Syndrome.

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Gotta leave room for the cockmeat sandwich.

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They think you are a goat!

:#marseyemojirofl:

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Why are you always sick? Weren't you also the user who ate take out food a few months ago and almost died?

:marseythonk:

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That's the kind of question you scream at the heavens while kneeling in the rain.

My theory is that God cursed me for dating outside my race.

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The problem with being descended from Charlemagne is that he has super catholic ghost powers and he haunts those in his clan that disappoint him.

You also have Jacques de Molay's Templar curse

:#marseyaware:

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Darn, I thought I was cursed because my great great grandmother was a witch and now the entire family tree is full of weirdos.

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Oh frick, that must be why my peepee always points towards Jerusalem!

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So, you are in opital again?

Have you eaten another shady kebab?

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No the shady kebab ended up being innocent, it was a gallstone apparently, they shoved a tube down my throat and cut it out after a month without eating.

It ended up being a blessing in disguise though because back then I got transferred to a hospital that specialises in the unrelated genetic illness I have, which I had never managed to get a consultation in. They scheduled me for a full assessment this week and now I'm getting a treatment 100x more potent than the one I had in my youth!

It's not gonna give me back my career and my woman but at least I might not die crippled in bed so I'm very hyped.

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You're not getting a more potent treatment. You're getting a different treatment.

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You think I should have let that Asian nurse wash me, bussy?

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Oh yeah, I'm sure your bussy was screaming out for a good cleansing

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what condition?

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Terminal yellow fever coupled with severe heterosexuality.

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:marseydisgust:

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Go to Kaiser. Holy shit their food is good.

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Kaiser

ISn't that a german guy who died 100 years ago? He makes food now?

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The other Kaiser. He made hundreds of ships for us in WW2. Also runs hospitals now.

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Frenchies trying to cook healthy :#marseychefkiss:

Not sure if the chef wanted his cigarette break or thought it was beneath him to make something that doesn't contain 1kg of butter and 2kg of meat

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You are allowed to complain but rather you cry on rdrama. You are also poor, or if you got to chose your meal you deserve what you got for picking a "cheese salad". Probably fat as frick as well, but wanted to score browny points with the staff by picking the "healthy option".

Hope you get better and can leave soon! :marseyblowkiss:

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Must be hard writing all this fan fiction with one hand.

Thanks though bb love you.

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:#marseygroomerjavascript:

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