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Poll: Pick-me gays. A real thing or sour grapes rationalisation of losers?

Background: A pick-me gay is a fairly entrenched concept in the gay community. It's basically the 'not-like-other-girls' of gays.


I've gathered a collection of reddit threads discussing the concept.

/r/AskGayMen: What are your thoughts on pick me gays?

Most controversial comment: they choose assimilation instead of liberation which spawns debate on heteronormativity with hypocrisy of the comment being pointed out.

Most upmarseyd: no one should put down others to make themselves feel better ...folllwed by r/notlikepthergorls.

Ah the duality of gays.

:marseymonk:


That wasn't too spicy. Let's see what if there is anything better in /r/AskGayBros where OP laments being called a pick me for not 'personally believe in neo-pronouns, because I think the 11 color Progress Flag is ugly as frick, because I think most mainstream gay culture is shallow and materialistic, and because I want to improve the material conditions of people I strongly dislike and strongly disagree with.'.

(ALMOST) Most controversial: wish there were more gays like you. Tired of the multiple flags and pro nouns shit which spawns some back and forth about OP being a pick me c*nt and the person replying being sanctimonious af.

Most Upmarseyd: Stop worrying about what the crowd is doing. Just do you....followed by this whole lotta' nothing.


So there appear to be a range of opinions on the topic. Only a smattering of drama here and there.

So I turn to the last bastion of drama, /r/XenogendersAndMore.

Specifically this pickmegay/trans starter pack.

Nothing TOO spicy because this sub is literally an echochamber. But it's pretty funny because the starter pack itself reveals the author seething over people not being on board 100% with everything they say.


Anyway, /h/gaybros, what is your opinion?

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I've been accused of being a pickme gay before, turns out I'm also only attracted to other 'pickme gays'. I don't think it's necessarily a self hatred thing or the equivalent of an Uncle Tom for gay people, it's more about gays becoming increasingly accepted and no longer relying on an insular community for support. There's no assimilation/ liberation if you're not trapped to begin with. I've always been accepted by my entire family and community, I've always felt normal, my only issue with some of the pride/queer stuff is that the new backlash is all about trans people but because of this 'community' gays and lesbians are getting caught in the crossfire and for whatever reason are suppose to feel like they have to fight and defend the attack.

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I've always been accepted by my entire family and community, I've always felt normal, my only issue with some of the pride/queer stuff is that the new backlash is all about trans people but because of this 'community' gays and lesbians are getting caught in the crossfire and for whatever reason are suppose to feel like they have to fight and defend the attack.

It never even begun for the !chuds among !zoomers.

I've had the same experience. Whenever it does come up IRL, no one cares that I'm gay. Hard to justify getting into a subculture when the mainstream is perfectly accepting of you.

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Same for me. My grandparents don't know I'm gay but my friends and immediate family know and have never given a shit

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they don't ask you when you're getting them some grandkids? :marseyxd:

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They have like 30 grandkids lol. They asked me once and I was like ah you never know :tayshrug:

Edit: They did try and hook me up with an unmarried return missionary they'd befriended in their ward though. I looked him up on Instagram and he followed Lil Nas X and Tyler the Creator so I'm 99% sure he was gay too kek. I turned down their offer and I hope that guy is doing ok.

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Lol are u a mormon? Most Mormon moids kinda give off gay vibes tbqh :marseysipping:

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Yep lol. And true that. I had a friend in my ward who adored theater and Disney movies but he was still straight and now he's married and has a kid.

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you could be each other's beard :capymerchant:

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>tfw no revolutionary piss orgy liberation :marseyhomofascistgenocide:

!besties

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Plenty of people dislike gays but won't say it to your face. The most common slur my friends and I use is cute twink

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Plenty of people dislike gays but won't say it to your face.

Oh no, strangers might be thinking mean things about me. However will I cope with an indeterminate mass of people I don't know taking no action to harm me or infringe upon my rights and liberties?

!nonchuds It's truly over for the gays.

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This neighbour is an unironic nazi talking about a large group of people hating someone. Chuds need to look in the mirror sometimes

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This neighbour is an unironic nazi talking about a large group of people hating someone.

Eh, I already know the steps to that song and dance. Remind a nazoid that he's hated and he'll go off about how the pendulum is going to swing any minute now and start shitposting about how anyone against him is an antifa :marseytrain: BIPOCcute twink.

I'm wondering what his response to dismissal will be.

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I was walking along with my platonic trans friend and some short heyahoya made a face. But she is actually passable with a nice butt and was a QT femboy before transitioning so lmao stay friendless Mr Heyahoya Sourpuss

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I forgive you


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If Jesus isn't gay, why is there a musical starring him? :marseyshapiro:

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Thats also the most common slur i say :marseyexcited:

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>The most common slur my friends and I use is cute twink

Is that cause you are one?

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Being gay is a superpower, unironically. Use it to understand and manipulate society in ways straggots could only dream of.

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There'd be no pride or gay marriage without the T, very disappointed in you former king.

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Even if that's true it doesn't mean I need to be linked with them

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Sorry pimp, the neo"queers" and 2spirits are dictating your positions now. I don't make the rules :marseyshrug:

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You should know better that the normies are in the wrong, though.

@YouveBeenEatenByAGrue stand with israel

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If none of your friends and family/community accepted you would you still be gay/pursue a gay lifestyle?

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I think I'm just a worse iteration of you. While I've been supported by my family, I've never actually felt supported by the "gay community" at large. Mainly because if you grow up ugly, you get kinda mean and have a hard time dating because not only are you ugly on the outside, but on the inside as well. I'm lucky to have a boyfriend that's understanding and supportive, but I naturally kind of recoil at people who insist I owe them allegiance despite you know, totally leaving me to twist in the wind. After I came out, people varied from sexually exploitive to hostile. And even though these were broad generalizations, it was just odd because there wasn't like, this big party with friends waiting for me when I'd go to bars or whatever. It was just such a plot twist to see that my family didn't give a shit, but everyone (Who was gay) did. I guess when I was younger I would have liked support and mentorship, but I just got guys with the "This 18 year old would be a good frick" mentality. It was really informative, really damaging. At the same time, it made me who I am today. I don't wish to have it any other way.


Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

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still better than being ugly and straight

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Posts like this is why I do Heroine.

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Yea I'm very similar. I think calling out :!marseytrain:s is pretty much the only form of activism that I, as a same s*x attracted woman, feel compelled to do.

Homophobia is not gone from this country but it feels so insignificant as to be irrelevant. Even in the Deep South it's pretty common to see pride flags in small towns.

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Dramatards like to think the homos of /r/askgaybros are based. But look at that thread, filled with upmarseyd soy.

At the end of the day, a redditor is still a redditor.

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I know, it really surprised me. But at least a lot of it was 'live and let live' or indifference versus all 'yeah they have internalised homophobia'.

So that's...something?

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Even those comments are couched in xkcd comic "they're showing you the door" type smugness.

:!soysnoo4::#marseymini:

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Yeah I noticed that. The second highest comment in one of those threads was called out for being a literal non-sequiter of 'so what if it isn't illegal, what does that have to do with anything'.

Sad because that thread is fairly recent AND /r/AskGayBros is currently in the throes of someone trying to usurp/remove the top mod via applying to admins (it's a pinned post atm). The users in the thread lament that it's probably the end of the subreddit as the last place that doesn't unconditionally bend the knee and suck the gock.

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Lmao you weren't kidding.

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Yep, they're finished.

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Ah there it is.

And as always...

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Sucks because it's basically one of two subreddits I still semi-frequent.

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Just be normal :carptrollgun:


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I dunno, I think I'm normal enough. :marseyshrug:

Still not touching gussy, if that's what you're asking. :marseysick:

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From an outside perspective, I think the push from 2000's “we're just like you but gay” to current year's “kink is inherently part of gayness” is the biggest factor in the :marseycringe2: reaction to that scene nowadays.

Plenty of straights have debauched s*x too, but I guess people forget that since they don't try to make it an intrinsic part of their identity

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so true, there things you are meant keep in the bedroom, and not flaunt around.

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Wow Carp.

You're giving off these vibes right now!

(It's a tiktok of a seething fem putting on his best 'straight voice' trying to be a pick-me).

But also yeah, just be fricking chill OMG don't be a headache. My default when I go on a first date is that I'll suck your peepee and everytime you open your mouth you really talk me out of it.

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Every day I curse God for making me a straggot

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Wanna practice on not being a straggot? :marseyshy2:

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Would it make you feel better to know that, on a racial level, fags have the same problems as strags? "Just be white" and all that?

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I don't really care about race lol not like its a factor for me. Chads and inkwells around me all look like me.

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Chads and inkwells around me all look like me.

Diversitycels be seething at ethnostate Chads.

Yes, I know India's not an ethnostate, but your specific region is apparently phenotypically homogenous.

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Its also lifuel going to our chinki provinces and seeing IMAF couples and their cute chindian babies. :marseywholesome:

It apparently makes their moids seethe too

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Darn, now I know what word to use to immediately traumatize STEMcels.

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Idk, but can finally someone start a movement against that disgusting "Progress flag" and go back to the pefect 6 color rainbow flag that by design includes everyone.

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If only. But we don't want to exclude black people from sexuality...for some stupid, navel-gazing academic reason.

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Most effeminate men are insecure enough to accuse other men shit. Nothing new.

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The pick-mes are the femboys and their chasers tbh

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Gays are the pick-me of moids

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I think that I might be a pick-me gay :marseysweating:

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Uh-oh you have internalised homophobia. There's only one way to treat that.

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Edit: also hit me up, I'll blow you while you play videogames or watch football. :marseyblowkiss:

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Edit: also hit me up, I'll blow you while you play videogames or watch football. :marseyblowkiss:

Have I mentioned how much of a pick-me I am?

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I don't suck peepee like the other gays, I purposefully add a little tooth occasionally to keep you on your toes.

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GET IT OUT!!! AHHHHHHHH :marseybang:

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I'm working on it!

You may taste a few colours while I work though.

:marseydoctor:

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Edit: also hit me up, I'll blow you while you play videogames or watch football. :marseyblowkiss:

No thanks :marseyno:

I'm a pickme femboy bottom. :marseyfemboy:

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...so you blow me while I game and watch football?

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I'm gonna wash my balls for this.

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r u hot with a nice pp? :marseybeanrelieved:

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Just like a pick me girl thinks they're not like other girls, a pick me gay thinks they are not like other gays. They will shit on queer merch, songs, etc calling it cringe. They are predominantly young and white and had a very easy coming out story.

Ah yes. Most importantly, let us not forget that gay white men are the white men of gay people.

Trans lives matter more than mayos'.

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Well academia taught me that the gay community is an extension of white supremacy (all the bad parts, all the civil rights were trans women of colour).

But yeah lots of gays get really upset at the place of white guys in the gay community. Any drag race sub uses white twinks as a form of epithet which is funny because any fan or contestant that uses it is bitter that they aren't the communities favourite flavour.

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yt pipl and their *shuffles deck* twinks :marseyindignant:

Trans lives matter more than mayos'.

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This actually kinda describes me tbh.

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...so...you wanna grab beers and then smash or...?

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"Pick Me" seemed like conceptual category of delusional, feeble-minded b-words who don't understand world.

:#marseycringe::#drafts::#taycringe:

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Um sweaty, reality is actually reflective of a view through a lense of queer theory and anything that is incongruent with that conceptualisation is bigotry and internalised homophobia.

Periodt.

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I LIKE WOMEN

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Frick off

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:#dinono:

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BECAUSE I LIKE DIG OL' BIDDYS

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Counterpoint.

What about:

DIG OL BICKS?

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NAH SIR AINT FOR I

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I respeckt your decision because I ain't no creepy queerosexual

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This is some strag shit. Gay subculture is annoyingly similar to woman hobbies. Take that as you will.

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That's the point. Gays who don't really identify with the sub culture are othered as 'pick mes' because they enjoy typically masculine pursuits. And it makes mainstream gays seethe because it introduces competition.

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Isn't the definition of pick-me that you enable low value men? Straight gays are the highest value men in the community.

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I think there is a traitor component to the label. I've seen it used as a social consequence if you step out of line. There are definitely guys who trip over themselves to point out how they jewish chad straight stuff but in my experience straight gays are low key and chill because they are secure in what they like and don't really care what gay culture thinks.

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Couldn't care less where a guy puts his boner, men who act out homo stereotypes like r-slurred clothing or speaking with a lisp are repulsive. It's obviously fake affectation and makes you look like a poser and imbecile.

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I hang out with straight guys mostly. The ones who aren't are bisexual.

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It's basically the 'not-like-other-girls' of gays:

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskGayMen/comments/kx8u37/what_are_your_thoughts_on_pick_me_gays:

they choose assimilation instead of liberation:

no one should put down others to make themselves feel better:

r/notlikepthergorls:

/r/AskGayBros:

laments being called a pick me for not 'personally believe in neo-pronouns, because I think the 11 color Progress Flag is ugly as fuck, because I think most mainstream gay culture is shallow and materialistic, and because I want to improve the material conditions of people I strongly dislike and strongly disagree with.':

wish there were more gays like you. Tired of the multiple flags and pro nouns shit:

Stop worrying about what the crowd is doing. Just do you.:

whole lotta' nothing:

/r/XenogendersAndMore:

pickmegay/trans starter pack:

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