Even if I put in the manly and masculine tags, the generated images look like they're catered to fujos. Any idea how do I make them masculine? I want me some young muscular jocks

As it says in the title. I've got a free night so planning to have a great big masturbation session and may as well stick a dildo up my bussy.

What are your routines when you're preparing to get anally penetrated? Are there any beginner mistakes I need to watch out for? Any sensations that could suggest I need to stop and rest?

With this being a solo activity, I can take things at my own pace but it would be nice to get really deep and fast if possible. I've got water-based lube which I've heard isn't the best for anal but I'll have to make do with it.

Thanks in advance and I'll let y'all know how it goes.

!coomers !gayporn

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This is why I always tell y'all to not be moid pickmeishas

Ignore this post if you're a crusty old gay though

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Most subtle Navy buggery joke

Isn't he just infuriatingly cute? (Don't worry, he's 19) !lgbt !pinknames !gayporn

Like I swear the dudes can't even get it hard half the time and they basically never finish inside. Like wtf you're all getting screened for stds and are on PreP anyway. Creampie you cowards! Unironically some of the best gay porn I've seen featured this guy and he literally calls himself straight.

Hook up is in quotes cause I don't really think what we did can be called that. He drove over to a corner of a quiet parking lot in the middle of the day and I just spent like 10 minutes touching his prick, stroking and petting every which way but it just would not get hard. He was jizzing pre-c*m like crazy so I can't believe that he wasn't into it but that thing would not solidify past 2 inches. It was so sad.

At one point I just gave up and he drove me back pretending like nothing happened. He didn't seem awfully bothered or ashamed over it and apparently the most interesting thing he could find to talk about was the roadside construction work and what the newest sites were. It was so goddarn lame. But that's what I mean. We met on grindr but he was this stereotype of the boring nice guy with absolutely no personality and just the most vapid interests. I only went to do anything with him cause he seemed nice and didn't look too awful. And it's not like he was some fossil either, dude was just fifty. I feel like I'm in some sort of bad sitcom right now.

Also a note: Apparently white guys just have a lot of precum? Can anyone else confirm if this true or not?

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— h (@gaeulcunt) January 7, 2024

I gave a brojob to someone though

!kino !coomers I find him so beautiful but he's also so talentless and he's 26 already, he's running out of time