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Like I swear the dudes can't even get it hard half the time and they basically never finish inside. Like wtf you're all getting screened for stds and are on PreP anyway. Creampie you cowards! Unironically some of the best gay porn I've seen featured this guy and he literally calls himself straight.

It is actually true i hope all pooners get off my fricking apps

!lgbt !cuteandvalid !femboys !besties !bottoms

My friend is having a spat with his husband over cheese right now so I wanted to generate a picture of the situation. The prompt "man eating cheese while his partner looks on angrily" worked first try with a photo of a woman yelling at a man while he was enjoying cheese. I changed "partner" to husband and was blocked by the filter, calling the prompt "unsafe". I tried a bunch of different variations but all were deemed "unsafe". I simplified it down to "man angry at husband" and was still stonewalled. Every attempt at getting a photo of a man expressing negative emotions at his partner was blocked. Even the most basic prompt "Man angry at husband" did not work. "male friend" fine. "another man", fine. But "boyfriend" and "husband" are all trigger words for the AI. I'm actually offended that the LGBTQIA++ inspired hand-holdy bullshit they put on the AI has wrapped around to being homophobic.

Here's as close as I got.

Tl;dr: Kill AI jannies, behead AI jannies, round-house kick AI jannies into the dirt.

BTW, if you get this stupid pufferfish telling you there's high demand it's bullshit. You just asked for something that the algo doesn't like but not egregious enough to give you the warning.

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Baldurs Gate 3 lets you fuck bears.

Yes, thats right.

Baldurs Gate 3 lets you fuck bears. pic.twitter.com/j6HJaRNl6e

— memeslich 💀 rpg meme bastard (@memeslich) July 7, 2023

As it says in the title. I've got a free night so planning to have a great big masturbation session and may as well stick a dildo up my bussy.

What are your routines when you're preparing to get anally penetrated? Are there any beginner mistakes I need to watch out for? Any sensations that could suggest I need to stop and rest?

With this being a solo activity, I can take things at my own pace but it would be nice to get really deep and fast if possible. I've got water-based lube which I've heard isn't the best for anal but I'll have to make do with it.

Thanks in advance and I'll let y'all know how it goes.

Most subtle Navy buggery joke

Fat Bear Week winner crowned as 128 ‘Grazer’ https://t.co/A84XlVLh4J pic.twitter.com/AjN1ZY7Xv2

— New York Post (@nypost) October 11, 2023

!strayans I'm sick of apps.

Other than clubbing which is really meh (and expensive in a capital city), what other methods do you do to meet other gays?

I joined a leisure sports league. It was alright and full of gays, but then I moved to a place without one. Also got to meet cool guys at my last gym (regretting not asking out the guy who asked me to hold hos ankles while he did dolphins that pushed his butt so close to my face) but, again, fewer gays in my area now.

Should I just sign up to like classes or groups? Because I've been finding it hard to find non-uni groups and frankly I'm a bit long in the tooth (and short of patience) to be dealing with uni students.

Anyway - always down for more recommendations of cool activities. Preferrably those that attract other dudes.

@Bellicose-Ghost ping the gays for me plz

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How are you doing in the dating department?

!lgbt !bottoms !gayporn

This is why I always tell y'all to not be moid pickmeishas

Ignore this post if you're a crusty old gay though

Would you take this as he likes me?

This guy messaged me on Grindr and then arranged a meet up for drinks. Once we met, it was apparent that he is the most beautiful thing I've laid eyes on. He asked a lot of questions and it was kind of hard to ask him questions. He wanted to hang out later that night but I couldn't.

I told him I was looking for friends because I was intimidated and he said he was primarily looking for a boyfriend right after I said that, but agreed he needed friends although he has since told me he is always doing something.

He said something about hanging out this past weekend but neither of us really made plans and I let the weekend go by. I could see him looking at my profile over the weekend but he blocked me on Grindr. Should I text and clear the air?

I've seen testimonials online about how nofap makes people realise that "femboys" are just "man butt" but I watched a YouTube video of Ryan Humiston talk about stretching but he wasn't fully shaved and it was like whoa....nice

Just had to get this off my chest