Chopstick etiquette: Which one are you? (Edited out the r-slurred ones)

You can electrically electro plate a spoon and it would become silver it would be a silverware plastic spoon and you know what that's still silverware you f****** idiot? Do you think that it needs to be silver if so silver plated is probably fine? Or are you simply r-slurred. an r-slured butt snipping butt Boy little little butt sniffer a little sniff sniff boy huh? You going to you going to sniff some silverware you little f****** idiot huh? Oh wait no actually it needs to come from France otherwise it's just it's just a sparkling spoon?

Shut the f****** with your pedantic b******* before I come to your house and show you what silverware does to a urethra you won't like it. I may. And it will be silver.