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Chopstick etiquette: Which one are you? (Edited out the r-slurred ones)
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The Japanese look at you like you farted on their mom if you use them like that.
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my mom is white tho
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I will eat the sushi with a fork, and I will force both you and the japanese lady serving them to sit and watch. I will skewer them on my utensil and then pull them off with my teeth. You will seethe and cry, and I will use your salty tears as my condiment of choice
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neighbor
I use a fork
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I dont know how to use chopsticks
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Learn!
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I should but it's so much easier using a fork
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Forkchads rise up. Chopsticks are ghaey and pointless
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I used to go to a restaurant run by FOtB Chinese immigrants for FOtB Chinese immigrants.
The waiter would bring out what I swear was every fork in the building (at least 20 forks for 3 of us) and put them in a desultory pile on table.
Next, he'd bring out glasses of water that were 80% ice and by this point every nearby table would be staring.
10/10 every time. Half the reason we went there was for the novelty.
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Good on him. You white people are disgusting barbarians.
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The white devil needs to learn its place. And yet rather than understand the obvious insult and leave in shame, it comes back for more.
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Uncultured swine.
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I use a funnel
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Funnels are for beer, and only in college or vacation.
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It's more cultured than that Chinese custom of bringing the whole fricking dish up to your face
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BIPOC you are literally a chink living in chinkapore
LEARN
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X (formerly chiobu) is just an anglo living in a chinx body
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我不是马铃薯
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不对! 你从美国, 太白了!
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potato = yellow outside white inside = what we call ABCs lol
or bananas but mayos cuisine tends to have potatoes so it's the preferred term
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Whole little bizzle white man need fork? F*** you white man haha he hole hahaha f*** you wait a minute I have the chopper sticker and I will use it on me bowl of soup ho ho it only has three infants in it but that is fine I can pick them with me sticks ho ho
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i know how to but a fork is faster
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cap
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America wins again
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YOU LOSE, GWEILO
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Two thirds of those words i understand. You understand all of them and aren't in the greatest country in the universe
America wins again
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What kind of Asian can't use chopsticks?
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malaysians so r-slurred
they use hand
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I just discovered I'm a bad Asian apparently because I use my pinky sometimes.
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I guess it's ok, eating food with two sticks is pretty r-slurred when you think about it.
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it's ok for sushi since a fork breaks the sushi
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hate it when my rice wrapped raw fish doesnt come as a single piece
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I just use my fingers for sushi. Still r-slurred to use sticks
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https://delishably.com/meat-dishes/The-Different-Kinds-of-Sushi
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i guess it doesn't hurt if your fingers were smelling fishy already
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Righthand rule is the only one that isnt r-slurred on there
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I don't really think about how I use chopsticks so I guess standard?
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I can't figure chopsticks
out so I just pretend they're pencils 
like a tard 
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Is this a joke? How fricking
mayo are the neighbors here
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Very
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I feel like I could pick up a baby with that vulcan grip
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None of those make sense, and this is for getting r-slurs to dox their hand.
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70 comments and no hands tho ?
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Further proof that !dramatards are not r-slurred!
context, (about chopsticks, very important).
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Ha ha ha ... you'll never dox me, stalkers
This is the best chopstick btw, almost as good as a fork
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Butt inspection gloves?
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prefer the term digital examination gloves
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Isn't that what they give toddlers to train?
Sexy hands btw
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These are all bad form
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How can you tell
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from the pixels, and using quite a few chopsticks in my time
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i'm the one who doesn't use two sticks to eat because i'm not some primitive savage
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I had to play around with them to figure out which one I was. It was 100% Right Hand Rule. I don't think the Beetle one is even possible.
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Standard, except my middle finger rests on top of the bottom one. I don't understand why you would put three fingers on the top one, leaving only your ring finger to operate the bottom one. Doesn't make sense.
Edit: never mind, it was just the righthand rule one after all.
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you don't operate the bottom one its' stationary
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Yeah I realized I was wrong after playing around with them for a minute.
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I was a forsaken pinkycel but I just tried beetle mandibles and I'm thinkin about converting
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At all of the chinese restaurants in my area, you have to ask for chopsticks.
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At the place I go to they only give them if you order California rolls, even though those are literally meant to be eaten with your hands.
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i only eat chinx food with spoons
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It's awkward to get complimented on your chopsticks form by Asians and when they ask how you learned you explain it was following the diagram on the wrapper.
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i learned by trial and error like a real anime nerd
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They wanna frick you bro
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I want to compliment
them on their English 
when they do that.
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Where's the fork? I refuse to use chinkshit
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Comer sushi com palito é prato brasileiro típico, você não tem vergonha na cara?
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Próxima vez vou comer com a mão
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This is the man on class way to eat it.
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Don't eat chinkfood then.
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I will use a fork and knife if I want to and there's nothing you, Xi or Hirohito can do to stop me
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E ela?
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Eu acabo com ela fácil no X1
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Nothing more Brazilian than sushi with chopsticks, and I say this unironically
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I am the only pinkie chopstick holder I have ever met. I think it comes from being left handed and having to hold my pen in an awkward position.
Forsaken Pinky Unite. The past was theirs, but the future will be ours.
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I awkwardly hold them and then my fingers ache and then I drop all my food all over the table
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What happened to your plate
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i have to carry it onto my plate but it doesn't make it
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Weak hands
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Where's the one with the rubber band? That's me!
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I rub chopsticks against each other
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I hold one chopstick in each hand the way Chris Chan holds a pen.
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That's actually the most r-slurred thing she's done
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why bring food to mouth when you can bring mouth to food
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You've seen Asian people eat? They can shovel in globs of food from a bowl.
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Because it looks cool.
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I can barely hold a pencil properly
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Where's the rubberband basically tongs option?
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Added
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Im a mayo so I can only use the standard one
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What the frick is that last one?
What kind of mayo nonsense is that?
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Idk, looking at it I'm not sure how it would even work
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it's almost correct.
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I am white and use a fork.
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hands are easier and also proper etiquette somehow still
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No it hasn't.
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You can imagine what it'd be like if he did though
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It's not silverware unless it's silver, you r-slur.
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You can electrically electro plate a spoon and it would become silver it would be a silverware plastic spoon and you know what that's still silverware you f****** idiot? Do you think that it needs to be silver if so silver plated is probably fine? Or are you simply r-slurred. an r-slured butt snipping butt Boy little little butt sniffer a little sniff sniff boy huh? You going to you going to sniff some silverware you little f****** idiot huh? Oh wait no actually it needs to come from France otherwise it's just it's just a sparkling spoon?
Shut the f****** with your pedantic b******* before I come to your house and show you what silverware does to a urethra you won't like it. I may. And it will be silver.
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No.
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yeah the proper term is flatware.
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just when i think you've finally had a good post you ruin it with this one. i should have known better.
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