JD Vance wearing eyeliner

It's called having thick eyelashes. Foids are just jealous and confused by their intense lust for a man they're supposed to hate: https://slate.com/life/2024/07/jd-vance-eyeliner-lashes-trump-campaign.html

It pains me to say so because I hate the things that come out of his mouth, but J.D. Vance has nice eyes. It's not just that they're a piercing blue; what makes them really pop, in beauty parlance, is how his dark eyelashes seem to frame them just so.

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Carney shared my gut feeling that Vance probably isn't wearing makeup. "It's kind of a beauty trick straight from nature's playbook," she said, noting that his lashes are thick and that the bottom ones especially are "super dark." Looking at Vance, I'm also reminded of lash icons Elizabeth Taylor and actor Néstor Carbonell, both of whom are said to have had an extra row of eyelashes at birth. It's actually a condition, known as Distichiasis, that affects approximately 1 in 10,000 people. Though Vance has never indicated that he has it, it's a good reminder of the first half of the Maybelline slogan: Some people are just born with it, as unfortunate as it is to imagine that J.D. Vance might be one of them.

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Isn't that always the way, that J.D. Vance has the lashes millions of women would kill for and probably doesn't even appreciate them? Personally, I almost never leave the house without mascara. I don't feel pretty or even presentable without it. And meanwhile J.D. Vance is over here with giant eyelashes, all "I woke up like this"? It's unfair. He doesn't, beautiful eyes aside, really seem like someone who looks in the mirror, literally or metaphorically. Why couldn't someone who would actually be grateful for such flawlessly lush lashes and eyes have been given them instead? Someone like, I don't know, me.

This foid printed out pictures of Vance's eyes and went to her makeup artist to copy his look

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He's got that chubby anti-strag looking face where he'll be caught sniffing meth off 20 ladyboy asses in the near future.

On behalf of President Kamala, this guy is a cute twink.

Do you think he gives trump head?

Wtf did the AI do with his ear and why did it make his eyes hazel

Being a Chud and wearing make-up are not mutually exclusive: Gary Numan voted for Thatcher. Apparently this song is about being unfashionably rightoid...

It's ridiculous-looking, but I have eyelashes that naturally look just like that. For 8 years straight, I was voted "prettiest eyes - male" in the yearbook

So yeah, not sure that he's wearing eyeliner. But I am pretty sure he's got some repressed bisexual tendencies. He do be giving off a general vibe.

he is just like me

The perfectly groomed beard is a red flag ngl but men wearing makeup being taboo went out the window along with men fricking each other up the butt in the bath houses in the 1980s.

It would be nice if our queen would aim her meme army at Vance's policy positions instead of valid fashion choices he makes.

So Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that's wrong.