It pains me to say so because I hate the things that come out of his mouth, but J.D. Vance has nice eyes. It's not just that they're a piercing blue; what makes them really pop, in beauty parlance, is how his dark eyelashes seem to frame them just so.
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Carney shared my gut feeling that Vance probably isn't wearing makeup. "It's kind of a beauty trick straight from nature's playbook," she said, noting that his lashes are thick and that the bottom ones especially are "super dark." Looking at Vance, I'm also reminded of lash icons Elizabeth Taylor and actor Néstor Carbonell, both of whom are said to have had an extra row of eyelashes at birth. It's actually a condition, known as Distichiasis, that affects approximately 1 in 10,000 people. Though Vance has never indicated that he has it, it's a good reminder of the first half of the Maybelline slogan: Some people are just born with it, as unfortunate as it is to imagine that J.D. Vance might be one of them.
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Isn't that always the way, that J.D. Vance has the lashes millions of women would kill for and probably doesn't even appreciate them? Personally, I almost never leave the house without mascara. I don't feel pretty or even presentable without it. And meanwhile J.D. Vance is over here with giant eyelashes, all "I woke up like this"? It's unfair. He doesn't, beautiful eyes aside, really seem like someone who looks in the mirror, literally or metaphorically. Why couldn't someone who would actually be grateful for such flawlessly lush lashes and eyes have been given them instead? Someone like, I don't know, me.
This foid printed out pictures of Vance's eyes and went to her makeup artist to copy his look
My makeup artist and I spent a few minutes discussing whether I should try to get the look using just mascara or if I should go for false lashes. She thought we could probably accomplish it with mascara, but looking at the pictures of Vance I'd brought with me, I doubted whether my modest lashes were up to the task. I chose a set of false lashes the artist described as lightweight and made to move like one's natural lashes. Applying them is certainly not something I could do well myself, nor is all the detailed work the makeup artist did to line my upper and lower lash lines, really getting in there but still making it look subtle—with every moment, I recognized and resented all this work it was taking just to ape something Vance wakes up with every day. Maybe he's born with it.
When I peeked at myself midway through the appointment, I was horrified at how big my eyebrows looked. But once I had the lashes on, they actually looked right. It gave me a new appreciation for yet another gift the universe had inexplicably bestowed on an undeserving Vance: I hadn't realized how much work his brows did to naturally balance his lashes
When she was done, my makeup artist pronounced, "I love it!" praising the definition and the attention all the liner and lash work drew to my eyes. Though it was a lot—a lot—more eye makeup than I usually wore, it was a nice look. I could definitely imagine asking for it again if I were going to a wedding or something. Once I was back at my desk, I confess that I tried to stage a few selfies where it looked like I might be giving a speech, looking off into the distance and gesticulating forcefully with my hands, so I would more closely resemble Vance in the hi-res photos I'd downloaded. For a wedding or if I'm ever booked to speak at a major political convention, for sure.
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>Why couldn't someone who would actually be grateful for such flawlessly lush lashes and eyes have been given them instead? Someone like, I don't know, me.
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It's called having thick eyelashes. Foids are just jealous and confused by their intense lust for a man they're supposed to hate: https://slate.com/life/2024/07/jd-vance-eyeliner-lashes-trump-campaign.html
This foid printed out pictures of Vance's eyes and went to her makeup artist to copy his look
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what a evil weirdo
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i feel itchy
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Incel ideology translated verbatim to eyelash envy
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!khive women are stealing his look. It might be over
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