Kamala got a big endorsement today thanks to tarrot cards

What do I do if I've already sent the NSA several samples of my semen in various parcels and letters?

Still funnier than Doonesbury

This is peak being a here. Any normal cartoonist would have swapped the Bush/Obama action between the two panels. Have the first show Obama painting with Bush being concerned, and the second show Bush smiling as he pushes over the ladder with the broom. But instead, by reversing the order, with us seeing Obama being pushed off in the first panel but then immediately resuming the painting in the second, we are given both immediate political commentary on his campaign's resiliency as well as metacommentary on the linear nature of time.

he voted for Obama, Clinton and Lisa Simpson before

>Dude Barbussy lmao

Christine is a goddess not a queen

The Meaning of Osho's Teaching in The Thunderbolt Osho Zen

Meditation works very slowly, leisurely. The Master shout loudly, a disciple is surprised when being asked unexpectedly, the master is exploded with discontent, or hit and throw pupil out the door, jump over the student… These are all unknown methods of preaching. They were originally created by the Zen master Mazu Daoyi, who enlightened many practitioners.

Sometimes he acts so hilariously: when a man came to ask him how to meditate, he threw him from the window upstairs. Moreover, after throwing the man away, Ma master fell behind him, sat on his chest and asked, "do you understand?". The miserable man answered "Yes", because if he said "No, I don't", Ma master will continue to hit or do other tricks on him. That was enough – his body was wounded, but the master kept sitting on his chest and asked, "Do you understand?"

In fact, he understood, because it was so sudden and completely unexpected. In a way that he probably could have never imagined.